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« on: March 28, 2008, 23:18:04 PM » |
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Ten little red ducks.
Ten red ducks were swimming in a pond. They had been farming for three months and grew very big. They looked with envy on a close by group of international fighting ducks with lots of stars. They were much bigger so they decided to teach them a lesson. This was their time. Marshall Grid just left their flock, one of them got a bad beating during war report bug and their irritating leader was on holiday. So all the big Turkish ducks grouped together in ERGENEdom and declared war to the NO1 alliance.
10 little Ducks. When the war started 3 players of the Turkish alliance were not online so they got pillaged and even a small army was killed. The one who's army got killed got kicked. So 9 little ducks remain.
9 little Ducks. The red ducks did not want to lose more points in war so from this point on they stayed online 24x7. The smallest duck of their flock had an interesting low point strategy. He had 4 200K population prov and he boxed a hill with small population and lvl 5 fortress. Because he was not the strongest he received an online pillage and had a narrow army escape. Because of this he got kicked. So 8 little ducks remain.
8 little red Ducks. The remaining ducks were very eager to score some war points. They attacked the box of some players doing army saves. But scoring 2 points and losing phalanx on just a few archers did not make them happy. They made big plan on attacking one of the most veteran player around. His army had a bad beating few days before so they were going to gang bang him while he was online. The Gang hit nothing. Just before the bang our army was back in the province and crushed their army and giving a lead of 3000 points. A good army killing needs a follow up so when the remains of this duck came home they got killed. The leader of the ducks was so ashamed he lost his army that he left. So 7 little Ducks remain.
There is a new Duck in town. The remaining Ducks were quickly electing a new leader. But ohh they left their alliance open. Together with the 7 red ducks their was a strange new duck. The duck looked a bit like a big wooden horse. His flag was also not Turkish and he lost lots of Net quickly and got lots of defence defeats in just a few hours. I think he made ROIMPERIU very happy.
7 Little red ducks. The remaining ducks had a problem. They could not be defeated while they were online 24x7 but the IO team solved the 6 hours bug. They had very large population and lots of provinces. Easy 320K villagers per duck could be killed during pillages. They needed a friendly pillage and who more can you trust then yourself. So 2 players pillaged from an account they babysit. IO team payed attention and they got an 48 hours ban. The banned players lost lots of fortress sieges and just before their armies got killed they were kicked. So 5 little red ducks remain.
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Naylrod
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 23:36:52 PM » |
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bolin
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 05:28:43 AM » |
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PRETTY GOOD! are you gonna keep updating this or the war finished or what?
P.S. Use a shotgun
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« Last Edit: March 29, 2008, 05:29:12 AM by bolin »
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DaMoGLiMaN, MaTaNdOlOs
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 13:36:41 PM » |
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PRETTY GOOD! are you gonna keep updating this or the war finished or what?
P.S. Use a shotgun
*hahaha*good one.
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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 16:57:02 PM » |
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Yeah this is good! Love that trojan *hahaha*Heheheh good skills!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2008, 02:35:48 AM » |
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that was fun to read mate
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FOR MY BROTHER OF ARMS NAYLROD, NEVER FORGET YOU MATE
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 19:54:53 PM » |
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it's true i played for roimperiu we had syberr as trojan in there alliance won the war by 3000 points
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Another mission, The powers have called me away. Another time, To carry the colors again.
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JEW JITSU!
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2008, 12:33:32 PM » |
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good job
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ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!! ☺☻☺☻
Im back playing IO again... currently playin R4... username: lost
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 01:19:23 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 22:36:50 PM » |
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Pooooor ducks. mohahah
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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" - Who will guard the guards?
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2008, 19:11:41 PM » |
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over 120 days passed since that war , but reading this... damn... history XD ROFL
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yes! McD is all about kidz and burguers *freak*
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2008, 01:13:02 AM » |
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over 120 days passed since that war , but reading this... damn... history XD ROFL
you should make animal protection law (leaving the open season for when there are ducks to kill)
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