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« on: March 25, 2011, 18:58:59 PM »

can you imagine how fast a heterosexual donkey with 4 slightly heated jalapeño peppers in his ass would run?  we would solve the problems of CO2, screw cars, give me donkeys..... *freak* *hahaha* *freak* *hahaha*

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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 19:40:40 PM »

faster than asr_i to rest in war  *freak*
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 11:47:45 AM »

can you imagine how fast a heterosexual donkey with 4 slightly heated jalapeño peppers in his ass would run?  we would solve the problems of CO2, screw cars, give me donkeys..... *freak* *hahaha* *freak* *hahaha*



numpty cheating on his goat.....
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 17:29:31 PM »

but why heterosexual Huh? Huh?
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 19:20:52 PM »

numpty cheating on his goat.....
 *freak*

namibian albino sheep dumbass, get it straight *freak* *freak* *freak*

but why heterosexual Huh? Huh?

warm spciy things in arse for those who like such things in their arse leads me to believe buttloving donkeys may actually enjoy this, either that or a seriously sick donkey, we have a few in portugal, namely every single politician we have had since the end of the donkey dictatorship!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 20:43:51 PM »

Top quality comment. As always.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 21:52:02 PM »

You see the jalapeno would eventually cool down and the donkey would stop  *hmm*. you should also need to think of some way to provide consistent heating effect  *freak*
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 11:09:27 AM »

You see the jalapeno would eventually cool down and the donkey would stop  *hmm*. you should also need to think of some way to provide consistent heating effect  *freak*

wouldnt some need to replace that jalapeno...... :S
namibian albino sheep dumbass, get it straight *freak* *freak* *freak*

 *hahaha*
so was it serb badger that had the goat? Huh?

warm spciy things in arse for those who like such things in their arse leads me to believe buttloving donkeys may actually enjoy this, either that or a seriously sick donkey, we have a few in portugal, namely every single politician we have had since the end of the donkey dictatorship!!!!!!

piri piri chicken country  *ok*
 *freak*

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 15:36:39 PM »

wouldnt some need to replace that jalapeno...... :S
 *hahaha*
so was it serb badger that had the goat? Huh?

piri piri chicken country  *ok*
 *freak*



i assume that 10% of the donkeys would immediately replace said jalapeño upon cooling as they think it just feels so so good, unless of course the jalapeño was grown in the chernobyl area, thereby maintaining a nice elevated temperature for the next 30 thousand years or so while the plutonium slowly decays and warmth continues.....

badger?  it was a lowly mexican horned frog man, you must be confused!!!!!

piri piri is for kids....hottest food i ever ate was chicken wings at hooters in maryland, USA, deep fried in jalapeño oil, i almost passed out after eating one bite of 1 wing...
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 17:47:53 PM »

i assume that 10% of the donkeys would immediately replace said jalapeño upon cooling as they think it just feels so so good, unless of course the jalapeño was grown in the chernobyl area, thereby maintaining a nice elevated temperature for the next 30 thousand years or so while the plutonium slowly decays and warmth continues.....

badger?  it was a lowly mexican horned frog man, you must be confused!!!!!

piri piri is for kids....hottest food i ever ate was chicken wings at hooters in maryland, USA, deep fried in jalapeño oil, i almost passed out after eating one bite of 1 wing...

i have never had good food in hooters......   *hmm*
but i want to taste that jalapeno chicken wing   *crazy* *Smiley*
 *freak*
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2011, 17:59:08 PM »

i have never had good food in hooters......   *hmm*
but i want to taste that jalapeno chicken wing   *crazy* *Smiley*
 *freak*

you taste nothing when it´s that spicy....
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2011, 18:01:54 PM »

you taste nothing when it´s that spicy....

ok, i want to torture myself by eating it....  *hihi*
and drink alot of beer  *ok*
 *freak*
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2011, 18:31:46 PM »

ok, i want to torture myself by eating it....  *hihi*
and drink alot of beer  *ok*
 *freak*

beer doesnt help, maybe oil, nitroglycerin or rapidly acting LSD taken anally will help.....now that would be torture and quite a buzz, LSD and you head at 2000 degrees Cº *freak* *freak* *freak*

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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2011, 12:43:33 PM »

result of this torture must be total freak  *freak*
 *freak*
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