if you were the king/queen....

[HerrSchultze]

Get Ye Big Book o Physics... and start reading.
Case 1) You get bored. You can now sleep. Win.
Case 2) It doesn't hekp you and you keep on reading. You learn something new and useful. Win.

P.S: You can also use Ye Big Book o Repairin le Car, Ye Big Book o Cookin or Ye Big Book o Washin, Drying n Ironin. They all lead to basically the same win-win situaition.

i only have nietzche to read rght now tho

[Koramae]

i only have nietzche to read rght now tho

you can use that to knock yourself out 

[HerrSchultze]

you can use that to knock yourself out 

probably