pfiouuu .... one more campaign where the proud warriors of RANDOMFIRE acted as a solid team and focused their awesome fire on a mass of virulent Dananeens.
That wasn't always easy, but we won
For some reasons, we even gave ourselves handicaps in that conflict :
- declaring 48hrs before our troop recruitment programs were completed
- holding out members we knew had a lot less time to commit to R50, rather than expelling theml right away
- refusing to fight the easy way and instead targeting enemy armies
- not asking allies to fight our fights
....
yet in the end, we prevailed because our ennemies were too confident about themselves (and in the case of ASIRIENII, not really dedicated to winning), while we were ready to do whatever sacrifices were required for the sake of our teammates.
But most importantly, we just enjoy killing them all
And, because Makedon, Leader of MIRMIDONES wanted to make this conflict personal, I can't resist to the temptation of revealing some of our correspondence.
(please bear in mind, that I prefer original versions, rather than the english auto-translation, when you receive my messages in-game)
Makedon : Why you recalled your Army? CHICKEN
Starbuck : cot cot codec !!
Makedon :Yes idiot for this I sent the message
Starbuck : cot cot ? cot ....
Makedon : In our alliance changed your name. They named you CHICKEN
Starbuck : codec !!!
Makedon : you are very lucky chicken
Starbuck : hehe .. cot cot
Makedon : CHICKEN
Starbuck : cot !!
Makedon: In little time you will remain alone in your alliance hahahahahahaha MALAKA STARCHICKEN
Starbuck : cot ?
Makedon : Unlucky my friend.Now you must attack one of us to win
Starbuck : hehe ... cot cot !!
Makedon : All our people wait you
Starbuck : cot cot codec !!
Makedon : Good you are good Jew. Descendant of soaps
Starbuck : "jew descendant of soaps" wtf codec ?
Makedon : We wait you.harry up
Starbuck : CHICKEN RUN ... codec !!!!
And on the message board :
1. Makedon: VACATION MOD HA HA HA HA HA HA
2. Makedon: THE NEW NAME OF ALLIANCE RANDOFIRE IS:
3. Makedon: THE NEW NAME OF STARBUCK IS STARCHICKEN
To which, I felt compelled to reply :
1. Starbuck: CHICKEN RUN ... codec !!!
2. Starbuck: 4) RANDOMFIRE win 929 to 196
3. Starbuck: 3) thank you for being a jerk !!
4. Starbuck: 2) thank you for the war revenues !!
5. Starbuck: 1) thank you for the medal !!
6. Starbuck: I got 4 things to say to you Makedon
I had the pleasure to talk with some members of MIRMIDONES, and frankly, they don't deserve a punk like Makedon as Leader.
Next time he cracks another joke about nazis and jews on the message board, they'll understand that they better be prepared for another round of fighting
And to all Alliances, that are trying to hire me because we are a "small" team or may be less than 5 members for some period of time, please , oh dear please, just stop it.
I'm having too much much fun with my teammates, Psychosam, Drix and Detanator, and new like-minded IO warriors to even start thinking about leaving them .... and there is NO WAY, I could leave them in the middle of a war !!
Plus, I resent the assumption that big is necessarly beautiful ("come, we got lots of Alliance Techs developped", "we are 20+ members already" ...), when in fact, a small, motivated and experienced team is certainly the best combination possible for a military Alliance !!
That's all
