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Title: IO´s International Pub
Post by: numpty on September 20, 2007, 21:54:12 PM
The groundrules of this thread are the same as in the old forum...make fun of anyone you want, say whatever you like, but it must be ficitional and fun and you must comply with the forum rules...

Here´s the setting of the new forum....hahahaha

Numpty walks into the new IO pub and is overwhelmed by the most amazing bar ever seen, except he had to walk through so much security and forum-idiot scans that it took 15 mins just to get in!!!! 
On the left a huge bar with 3 coffee machines for Nebthe, 10 stools for all the fools, 4 tables, a pool table and a dart board with BreadKrum engraved on the bullseye.   In a corner is elpaulo folding and unfolding boxes.  At one of the tables amaterasu, makatas and lord rogue talking jibberish, not really making any sense, at another repr and hiske talking about realm 11.   Numpty notices next to the bathrooms a small dance floor with some gay stars on the ceiling flashing like a cheap 70´s porn-flick.  Numpty notices the bathroom´s curiously don´t have the standard female and male signs, one says pretorians, reaccro, soldiers and unity :D  Numpty just ate a bean burrito and walks into the pretorians stall and sends a fax and hears nebthe in the next stall, "Too much coffee, gotta drink less coffee, plopplop, aaaahhhhhhh..."""" *freak* *freak* *freak*

Numpty sits at the table, orders a whisky on the rocks, takes out the manual of IO and rewrites some of the rules...

"45 second transfer between provs of resources"
"Babysitting is allowed, only for 10 minutes every hour"
"A new resource is introduced, crack"
"New indestructible unit, medieval crackhead"
"Brothels to increase efficiency and troops attack rating"
"Automatic 24 hour in-game ban for complainers in the forum"

Numpty orders another whiskey, lights a cigarettes and thinks..."Now I just gotta wait for the spammers"... *hihi* *bravo* *YAHOO*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: No Name on September 20, 2007, 21:59:07 PM
This was first time when I read so long post *pardon*  :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 20, 2007, 22:04:03 PM
*walks over to the bar* "numpty, sweety, I told you to be careful with that w-hiske-y... it's dangerous stuff, you know..." *orders herself a beer... walks over to the BreadKrum dart board and is LOL about it... walks back to the bar to order some more beer... walks over to the jibberish table to hand a beer to her Master and sweetskully... gives the Lord of dreams a hug... walks over to the fireplace to relax in one of the nice-pluchy-comfy-chairs* :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lord Rogue on September 20, 2007, 22:07:16 PM
*Lord Rogue nods curtly to Amaterasu and rises from the table, passing the pool table and heading for the Bar*

I'll have a Sctoch, num, and a glass of Port for the beautiful Lady of Hearts in the nice-plush-comfy-chair near the fire


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 20, 2007, 22:09:02 PM
Belgarion walks in heads straight for the bar orders strong ale then turns to view the room he sees lord rogue now sitting on his own however he still seems to be talking then he sees the parrot on his shoulder with its wing around his neck it appears as if the parrot is working lord rogues mouth but since the parrot is by now pissed only gibberish is being spoken (damn parrot is always pissed). to the left reaccro appears to be struggling with an old type writer mumbling somthing about dead lines and public interest stories.Bel turns back to the bar and orders another ale


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lord Rogue on September 20, 2007, 22:11:18 PM
Ireland, may she rest in peace, never could speak

*Lord Rogue rolls his eyes theatrically*

What about that scotch, Num?


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 20, 2007, 22:17:04 PM
*glurp -pfffff.... glurp-pffffff* (that would mean I drank some coffee and smoked a cigarette, duuuhhh!)

Any news about Reac's news??  *freak*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 20, 2007, 22:19:48 PM
*neb hears Maky calling Krop so he takes his anti bomb-fire-rocks-tornado helmet on and stashes some cups of coffees*

Boy! A package of cigarettes!! Damn, make that 50, I heard Krop is coming  :-X


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lord Rogue on September 20, 2007, 22:28:23 PM
*seeing how imminent doom may strike at any point, Lord Rogue shrugs. He's used to ashes and broken dreams anyways. He crossess over to the jukebox and picks a song to play while the end of the world (or the pub at least) strikes*

This is for all you lovers out there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pH8uOsz8rE)


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: to live is to die for on September 20, 2007, 22:39:01 PM
to live is to die for walks in sets aside his repent repent the end  is nigh sandwich board  and plonks himself down at the bar "double jack" he orders and wonders how many days it would take to drink the place dry and wether there are enough days left "sigh"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on September 20, 2007, 22:40:42 PM
*hearing some rumors around the street, Mihai enters the new brown pub, salutes everybody, and wonders himself, "what would that w-hiske-y be? maybe cigarettes"

walks on the bar and asks some beer


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: to live is to die for on September 20, 2007, 22:44:59 PM
to live is to die for curses k_mihai  under his breath for walking on the bar and spilling his drink and orders another


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 20, 2007, 23:04:20 PM
oh how I missed my nice-pluchy-comfy chair by the fireplace... thanks num for getting my home back! *walks over to the bar to get another beer* oh... thanks for the port, Lord, but I'll stick to beer for a while if you don't mind ;)

*walks over to Mihai to hand him a cig* hey schatje! w-hiske-y is a very special brand of... uhm... something good to drink ;)

*walks over to sweetneb* don't worry about kroppy, he's the greatest gay anyway... no need to fear him ;)

*walks over to her nice-pluchy-comfy chair by the fireplace and sits down... looking around... drinking her beer... this is great!!!*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: to live is to die for on September 20, 2007, 23:09:37 PM
to live is to die for has a mixed look of shock and pleasure  :oas some blonde just came over and sat on his lap in the plush comfy chair but she jumps up and orders him to vacate her chair so he goes back to the bar  :-[


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on September 20, 2007, 23:14:00 PM
* me wonders, what kind of booze that might be?

leaves the beer untouched and goes again to the bar, "a w-hiske-y pls"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 20, 2007, 23:28:19 PM
belgarion thinks the music sucks so he puts in his heavy mix tape

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cjt7eU88xUA

 :-[ turning red he quickly removes it

and puts in the one in his other pocket

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYDetbwegs


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: numpty on September 21, 2007, 00:28:53 AM
Numpty sits and observes all these bar patrons and wonders, "Don´t they actually have anything better to do?" and suddenly thinks that nebthe guy needs some rehab, coffee and bathroom, gotta have rotting insides after a year of so much coffee...

Goes to the bar sees some freak on top of the bar, promptly puts out a cigarette on his shoe, burning a few leg hairs, orders a double, single malt whisky on the rocks..

walks away from the bar and sees makatas in the gay star-filled dance floor dancing with amaterasu and screams, "Hey makatas, why do you come into this bar and utter that little gay bulgarian dude´s name, he doesn´t come round these parts anymore", picks up Lord´s dead parrot and throws it as hard as he can at makatas, "Blam" bullseye, makatas "ouch", as the feathers fall all over madame hiske in her plush chair...

After so many whiskies, Numpty realizes he needs to use the bathroom.  Walks over to the bathroom and notices some dude with no name who just walked into the pub and complained about length, "Accidentally" trips over a chair and spills whisky all over him.  Damn need another whiskey, stops on the way grabs 4 darts and nails all four in the bullseye, letters K-R-U-M.... *hahaha*

On the way to the bar, notices a pale-skinned british guy and realizes it´s belgayrion, hears some crap music and figures only the british dude could have put this on and thinks, "Such a fruity tune, this guy deserves a bailey´s or white russian"...Says to the bartender, "Give that guy over there cyndi lauper´s favorite drink, he´s gonna love it" :P :P :P :P

Orders another whiskey and sits at the table to reminisce about the good old days of IO with Repr...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on September 21, 2007, 03:16:11 AM
Jeshickah silently walks in. Taking a moment to see whos there, she walks to the bar and orders a rum and coke.

Notices a place in a dimly lit corner and sits there.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: AceT on September 21, 2007, 03:24:03 AM
Walks inside the bar...
Thought we had blown this place up years ago...
well too bored to do it again.. and now its full of mods too... arent they supposed not to drink when at work?
Well someone has to be at the bathroom humping dumping ... with Numpty...  *hahaha* I hear him even with the music ...  *kissgirl* *kiss*

Maybe u should have named it gay bar after all...  *hahaha*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: codegrrrl on September 21, 2007, 03:43:01 AM
alinea realizes she's still bopping around to Waterloo playing in her head when the real music has changed.  She looks around to see if anyone has noticed but is happy to see they're all too drunk on w-hiske-y, bumping into chairs and navigating their way to and from the bathrooms.  She notices a faint odor coming from that direction, but forgets quickly as she starts banging her head and jamming on her air guitar.  "Hey bartender, gimme a Cyndi Lauper too!"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 21, 2007, 05:40:17 AM
belgarion to his delight gets given a free drink and wonders who its from takes a sip and decides he likes it and orders another looking around to see who it might be from he sees a guy who he thinks is named humptme staring at him  humptme smiles and winks at him, belgarion moves away from the bar into a more shaded area of the pub the bright lights irate his skin and he blisters so easy.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: maximus80 on September 21, 2007, 07:21:01 AM
maximus walks in looks around and moves to the bar orders a southern comfort on the rocks takes a sip and moves to juke box

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cKeWRWv3kr4

sits in corner and enjoys

shouts to bartender are you showing the footie this weekend


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: numpty on September 21, 2007, 09:58:45 AM
Numpty is getting drunk, when all of the sudden he realizes more and more chicks are showing up in the Pub.  Codergirl, Jessikah, Hiske and Asst have come to enlighten the sausage fest...wohooooooo :D

All of the sudden Numpty remembers why ass-t is wearing a pink leotard, he´s going to the unity bathroom stall to pick up boys, he must have thought kropricktin was there *heart* *heart* *heart*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lord Rogue on September 21, 2007, 13:36:15 PM
*Lord Rogue just sits there, watching the interactions with a slightly bemused grin on his face, concealed partly in the shadows of his cowl. Upon the passing of a waitress, he nodds curtly gesturing at Jesh with his hand*

I'll have what she's having


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: to live is to die for on September 21, 2007, 15:07:22 PM
to live is to die for lifts his head of the bar slowly "damn have i really been here since yesterday"his wispers to himself. looking around he sees the room is almost empty and a bit of a mess he gets up wobbles a bit and goes to retrieve his sandwich board only to find some one has changed the words it no longer reads repent repent the end is nigh but..........serpent serpent up your thigh he gingerly looks down at his trousers AAAAAAHHHHHHHH what kind of freak would bring a snake into a bar? he then abruptly passes out. *xxx*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on September 21, 2007, 16:50:42 PM
Jeshickah notices her drink is gone and orders another rum and coke.

Surveying the room, Jes gets up and walks over to the girl in a nice comfy chair by the fireplace and asks if she may share the warmth.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 21, 2007, 17:27:49 PM
Belgarion returns to the pub on opening the door he has to side step a prone passed out guy lying in front of the door clutching a sandwich board and what appears to be a rubber snake hanging outa his pants,he heads for the bar and orders a jim beam and a packet of crisps the barman looks at him and says "what the funk are crisps"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: codegrrrl on September 21, 2007, 22:43:22 PM
alinea wakes up in a darkened booth with the drums of Iron Maiden pounding in her head. *tired*  She digs through her satchel and pulls out some headache medicine, ear plugs and a notebook and asks the bartender for a Sprite to wash the headache medicine down.   After a few minutes with her elbows on the table and her head cradled in her hands, she begins to write.  Occasionally, she glances up and stares blankly at those within her sight, counting on her fingers and squinting towards the sky.  But for the next few hours, the world around her no longer exists and she is immersed in thought, writing, drawing and scribbling madly on the paper in front of her.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 21, 2007, 22:48:45 PM
*neb runs in the bar and goes directly to the bar*

Hey, boy!! An internet connection, please! Hurry up, I might be under attack!!!    *freak* *freak*

And a coffee, of course   :-X


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on September 21, 2007, 22:51:26 PM
*walks into the bar and sits down next to lord_rouge and orders a pint of guiness.

Pain turns to rouge and punches him for not helping much in the second coming of the rebellion

 *bear*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: codegrrrl on September 21, 2007, 23:09:49 PM
Alinea jerks her head and looks around suspiciously.  "Coffee??" "You serve coffee?!" "Coffee mit milch! Andale, s'il vous plait!"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 21, 2007, 23:33:32 PM
Belgarion nudges Alinea and points to a sign above the bar
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/belgarion015/1021450001_9ff4215fc9.jpg)
and says "thats the only coffee you get here"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: maximus80 on September 22, 2007, 00:00:51 AM
maximus walks into bar orders a drink and raises hand to belgarion what u havin


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 22, 2007, 00:02:16 AM
Belgarion greets maximus and says he will have a jim beam  *bear*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: maximus80 on September 22, 2007, 00:05:27 AM
passes belgarion a double jim beam and a double southern comfort for my self ask belgarion if he fancies a game of killer


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 22, 2007, 00:14:18 AM
Belgarion hesitates not quite sure what killer is but out the corner of his eye he sees humptme staring at hime again and decides he needs to look manly  so accepts the challange


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: maximus80 on September 22, 2007, 00:16:49 AM
Belgarion hesitates not quite sure what killer is but out the corner of his eye he sees humptme staring at hime again and decides he needs to look manly  so accepts the challange

says to begarion lets go over to pool table and i will show you looks around racks balls onto table and asks if anyone else wants to play


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on September 22, 2007, 00:18:46 AM
*order another beer, then goes to sit with rogue and pain. "wassup guys?"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on September 22, 2007, 00:20:38 AM
Pain replys, "wondering why myn is so engrossed with the sectiods and enjoying my beer mate."


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: AceT on September 22, 2007, 02:12:48 AM
Numpty is getting drunk, when all of the sudden he realizes more and more chicks are showing up in the Pub.  Codergirl, Jessikah, Hiske and Asst have come to enlighten the sausage fest...wohooooooo :D

All of the sudden Numpty remembers why ass-t is wearing a pink leotard, he´s going to the unity bathroom stall to pick up boys, he must have thought kropricktin was there *heart* *heart* *heart*

hehehe...
Yeah.. I wear this pink leotard to check the gays in here...  *hahaha*
And u r the first noticing it ..  *YAHOO*

by the way.. who became ur new boyfriend? I suspect is Krum.. he is a little shy so dont be hard on him  *hahaha*
Kropotkin is so stoned that cant log in forum.. well.. viva la revolution...  *bear*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 22, 2007, 04:56:25 AM
/me is officially drunk!  *YAHOO*

*walks over to the nice-pluchy-comfy chair by the fireplace to sleep a little... otherwise bad things may happen...*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Alp_Arslan2 on September 22, 2007, 07:33:30 AM
Alp strolls on in ... how about a round for Amaterasu!
Here's to his entering the decade of 30!
 *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear*

She ambles over to the table with Makis and Amaterasu carrying altogether too many beers.  Gives Amaterasu his special 30th b-day hug and kiss and joins  all in a rousing birthday cheer for the great Spartan warrior!

LONG LIVE THE LAKEDAEMON  *kissgirl*
 *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 22, 2007, 12:49:44 PM
Hiske wakes up at her nice-comfy-pluchy chair by the fireplace (did I already mention that it has speakers that play some very nice music that somehow really matches my mood... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWVdEMgYq4)) thinking: 'man... I'm so happy no one took advantage of my state of mind last night...'

*Hiske looks around and notices there's another girl sitting in the other nice-pluchy-comfy chair!* "Hey Jesh! what's up?"

Hiske notices that it gets more and more busy in the pub and she likes that... she sees a girl stumbling over to a table with lots of pints... thinking: 'girl; it's really early in the morning... what are you doing?' but then she sees the girl gives Master a special b-day hug and kiss and she realizes it's her master's birthday!  *YAHOO* 'that IS a good reason to drink beer in the morning!'

Hiske walks over to give her master a birthday hug and kiss... she whispers to AA; 'let's give him a special birthday present...'


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Alp_Arslan2 on September 22, 2007, 18:22:12 PM
Great idea!  ;)
What did you have in mind?  *evil*
PM me


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on September 22, 2007, 21:05:24 PM
Reaccão walks in, noone notices, and noone cares cuz everyone is busy doing their thing. On one dancefloor he sees two guys having a dance showdown to some disco from early 80:ies. Reaccão understands it is Myn and Starblade because he can see the tatoo on myn "Main mod, main mod", and on Starblade's shoes he clearly sees something about Top military or so. Hiske cheers Myn obsessivley and presses his +karma every 5 minutes just in case (funny to find THAT in a bar).

By the bar he finds Belgarion sucking a whiskey with some dude, not far from him a Lusitan guy is smiling wierdly at Belgarion, who tries everything not to look at him, so he doesn't even answer Reaccão when he says hi. The lusitan guy is too old to be Rake, must be someone else.

By the PC he sees a guy with a pot of coffee in his hand, he swallows the entire content of the pot in one and orders a large coffee machine. Every once in a while someone pats his back. He must be cared for, the dude, thinks Reaccão while he orders a milkshake.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: numpty on September 22, 2007, 21:27:00 PM
Numpty walks in liver freshly purged of yesterday´s alcohol ready for more.  Looks around and sees some old, yet new faces.  Sees Hiske and AA giggling in the corner, thinking impure thoughts, thinks, "And they say all men think about"..*cough**cough* and suddenly remembers why there was so much security in the pub, to keep out those hermaphroditic lions with swords *freak*

Looks at the bar and notices a firefighter drinking a milkshake looking all worn down, must have something like 12 kids *crazy*

Next to the the milkshake drinking, nordic dude with an odd hispanic look, he sees the british dude sucking on the bottle of a jim beam bottle, gotta be belgarion without the y...watches as he walks over the pool table and racks maximus´ balls?????  What´s going on here he thinks, went home for a nap and this place turned into ShortBus????

Goes to the bar man and asks for a coffee and the barman says, "No more coffee, Neb drank it all".  "Where´s Neb?" asks Numpty to the barman, "He´s been in the soldeirs stall, feeling Pain"...

Numpty says to the barman, "Give me martini, shaken not stirred" :D *hahaha*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 22, 2007, 21:51:12 PM
belgarion decides hes not really wanting to rack maximuss balls anymore and heads back to the bar greets Reaccão and tells the barman to fill his milkshake and send a bucks fizz over to numpty and then he decides to go find out what this birthday present is gonna be  ;)


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: maximus80 on September 22, 2007, 22:04:44 PM
maximus walks in and goes to bar says hi to belgarion and the milkshake drinking fireman?

makes statment that no one was racking my balls just the pool balls?



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: maximus80 on September 22, 2007, 22:07:51 PM
maximus asks belgarion what he is doing bending over bar scribbling / drawing on a pieace of paper


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: to live is to die for on September 22, 2007, 22:12:35 PM
to live is to die for finally comes round after a pool ball hits him on the head, it appears to be some ones birthday and a party is starting to kick off,there seems to be a bit to much male bonding going on on the dance floor so to live is to die for heads back to the bar he seats himself next to a fire fighter drinking a milkshake there seems to be a strange smell of death around the firefighter and to live is to die for has a vision of a 900kg beaztie lurking in the shadows with snarling teeth and a killer look


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Alp_Arslan2 on September 23, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
hey where's the bartender in this joint? How about some apple martinis?
I had some last night. They are yummy  :P :P :P
 *bear*

Hey Hiske did we manage to pull-off the belly-dancer birthday surprise for Amaterasu?
Is that why he is no where to be found right now?  :D  *hahaha*

 *bear* 30-something Andreas wherever you are  *bear*

Here's a sneak post-view of Amaterasu's surprise b-day present  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53qYEaPXTvQ

*kiss*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on September 23, 2007, 05:26:47 AM
Hey Hiske! Nothing much, just getting my mind off stuff.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 23, 2007, 15:04:17 PM
Hiske is tired of all the belly-dancing so she walks over to her nice-comfy-pluchy chair near the fire-place and sees there's this really cute guy sitting in the other chair... "wow" she thinks "this day is getting really nice"... she walks over to the bar to order 2 beers (of course the guys at the bar steal her beers so she orders 2 more... of course the guy who had his b-day just showed up behind her so she hands him the beers... so she orders 2 more...)

Hiske walks over to her nice-comfy-pluchy chair near the fireplace and sits down... she hands the cute guy a beer...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 23, 2007, 15:50:52 PM
belgarion decides 3 straight days in a pub is long enough and decides its time to get on his bike and ride to a burger bar or sumat but as he looks around he sees some one has taken his helmet  *crazy* then he sees numpty and Reaccão  are using it as a bowling ball to knock over the guys on the dance floor :o


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on September 23, 2007, 15:56:22 PM
While the two dudes on the dance floor are hugging eachother in dispair trying to avoid the helmets, Pain and other loose objects that are rolling towards them, Hiske gets a message for the 442:nd time in a row

"Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours."


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: kropotkin on September 23, 2007, 16:09:06 PM
kropotkin walks in..

"not another gay bar"  *hmm* *hmm* *hmm*

but of course! humpME, can never get enough humping  *freak* *freak* *freak* thats also why the toilets are organized so well, he wants to feel at home. here, he can get butt-fucked anytime he wants.. good for you, humpee!!

kropotkin walk out.. goes to the nearest sports store and gets a baseball bat.. comes back to the bar and beats the shit out of all the fags that shame the earth in humpME's gay IO pub. losers. soon everything is in blood and broken glasses, chairs.. everything. thats a good day's work.

kropotkin walks out determined to never set foot again in this vermin infested shit-hole.  *freak* *freak* *freak*

humpeeeeeeeeee.. you stink, man!! wash your ass once in a while  *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 23, 2007, 16:28:32 PM
Hiske is still enjoying her beer with the cute guy in the nice-pluchy-comfy chairs by the fire place when the door opens and kroppyboy walks in. Hiske screams to him: "hey kroppy, long time no see! what's up man! how's your vacation?" but kroppyboy seems blind for everyone in the pub... he walks out again and within a few minutes he comes back with a baseball bat... he starts smashing things, but luckily kroppyboy took some mushrooms before he went to the pub so he can't really aim right... so the only thing that gets hit is the massive chandelier that was hanging from the ceiling (but it was ugly anyway so Hiske doesn't mind...) the noise of that thing being broken is enormous, though, so kroppyboy looks really satisfied with himself when he walks out... Hiske wonders what he's thinking... oh well; no one got hurt so she turns to the cute guy again... hmmm... the beers are finished... she walks over to the bar and orders beers for everyone who sits at the bar and 2 beers for herself and the cute guy... she walks to her nice-pluchy-comfy chair by the fireplace and sits herself... she hands the cute guy a beer and says: "so... where were we..."


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: to live is to die for on September 23, 2007, 16:37:40 PM
to live is to die for enters and says"wow you should a seen it out there some mad bus driver just ploughed his bus into a wall and it took 3 firemen to remove a baseball bat outa his ass it should off only taken 1 fire man to do it but every time they got it so far out the bus driver would clench making it go back in" then he heads for the bar and orders a beer


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on September 23, 2007, 16:54:17 PM
Reaccão gets tired of bowling, looks around the bar. Not much happening, Hiske downing one beer after the other only stopping once in a while to flirt with some guy who might, or might not be Expertiza's personalized picture from the old forum.

Belgarion tries to put a bowling ball on his head, and goes on about some hagiss he wanted. Starblade and Myn still hugging eachother on the dance floor, although noone is bowling anymore. The groping gets intimate, so Reaccão looks away.

Kopsi walks in, a little weary after sleeping 18 hours, as usual he leaves 5 minutes later after spending his money.

Hell be back, in another 18 hours, thinks Reaccão, I'll catch him then.

Meanwhile some guy is asking everyone to watch a guy with a bat up is rear end...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: maximus80 on September 24, 2007, 22:14:18 PM
maximus walks into bar and looks round and and asks bartender for drink and asks whys it been so quite in here


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on September 25, 2007, 00:33:32 AM
Jeshickah goes up to the bar and orders another drink, standing there scoping out the place.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on September 25, 2007, 00:42:44 AM
*wonders why his beer hasnt shown up yet...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 25, 2007, 00:45:49 AM
hey... don't spam the pub with useless oneliners! :P be creative; write a story...  *bear*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on September 25, 2007, 01:41:24 AM
*gets up and walks over to hiske and hands her an apron and a bottle of milk

he wonders why she was yelling at him and now thinks that having some work and some milk to drink while doing it will help her wildcat anger cool down some.

"meow kitty kitty kitty, meow"

 *bear*

*snickers hoping that was creative enough


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 26, 2007, 16:16:05 PM
Hiske is still relaxing in her nice-comfy-pluchy chair by the fireplace when a guy walks her way with a bottle of milk in his hands... Hiske wonders where he got milk in this pub and, more important, why... he walks closer and says some really weird things to her... * Hiske shrugs* 'oh well' she thinks 'you need to have weird people in the world... otherwise everything seems so boring...'

Luckily the guy sees some guys dancing/hugging on the dancefloor and he probably likes what he sees, cause in no time he's joining the dance-hug-thingy...

Hiske wonders why she has to get up all the time to get beer herself... the cute guy looks very nice, but he doesn't say much and he didn't get her a beer yet, so maybe he's not mr. right after all... Hiske stands up, walks to the bar and gets another beer... when she walks back to her nice comfy pluchy chair by the fireplace she's thinking: 'I'd love to play a game of backgammon...'


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 26, 2007, 16:22:47 PM
*neb sitting at the bar, having a coffee and a cigarette, doing stuf on a laptop...*

15, 14, 13, 12 Relocate!! Relocate now!!! Stupid ^&$&$!*#$! connection!!  *sos* Relocate 10 seconds ago!!!


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on September 26, 2007, 16:42:21 PM
Jeshickah orders another drink and decides to resume her position in the corner with a sketch pad and pencils.

Currently in the hands of an artistic muse, she starts to sketch, first, a picture of the pub. Doing little sections, making sure to get every last person within it's walls. Before long she has everyone drawn. From Hiske in her nice comfy pluchy chair to Rogue and his mysterious self. From Reaccão watching everyone carefully for stories for RNN to Neb enjoying his coffee and cigarette, yelling at his laptop.

Bored with sketching the matter of the pub, Jeshickah moves on to her own universe of thinking and sketches important wars of Imperia, spreading them out on the table in front of her.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 26, 2007, 17:14:08 PM
From the shadowy corner of the pub, his voice is traveling through the cellphone
"Hey you, i think it is about time you bring your wonderful pet in", he says to AA, and sits again comfortable, waiting for Mighty Jhaizjha to appear  *evil*

 :o Oh, shoot!! *neb says* I just remembered I let the water running!!  *freak* *....and he's gone*

*neb enters in a hurry, goes to the bar, finishes his coffee, grabs a pack of cigarettes...*  Never leave your water running, it is not good for the neighbors  :-X

*...and once again he's gone*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 26, 2007, 23:42:52 PM
Hiske wakes up in her nice-comfy-pluchy chair by the fireplace and sees there's a big shiny medal lying on her lap... Hiske thinks: 'wow... is that mine? yay! finally!' She gets up to show her medal to everyone in the pub :D :D :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on September 26, 2007, 23:52:22 PM
Reaccão gives Hiske's medal a glance and offers her a beer. She doesn't hear him, she is still jumping up and down, screaming "Myn, myn look...... EHUUUUUUUUD". Myn is busy saying something like "main modulator" to his dance/hug partner.

In a corner, Belgarion has started to put up some wierd pictures, one after the other. Repr is standing beside him taking down all but the first picture, his face is ashen and he mutters "no more multiposting" incesantly.

In another corner some guys are racking up a chess board, trying to decide if a game won is worth 1, 2 or 5 points. "We'll decide later, maybe we can make a draw be worth 10 points if someone gets a big lead", says a guy with long hair.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 27, 2007, 01:12:05 AM
belgarion is starting to get annoyed with his pictures being taking down and throws his hands in the air in defeat mumbling to himself about lack of interest when theres no conflict and heads back to the bar as he passes Reaccão  he puts one hand on each  side of his head and wiggles his fingers in the universal sign of the moose *YAHOO* when he reaches the bar he tries to haggle with the barman saying each picture has got to be worth 3 beers and that they would look great behind the bar in the end though he is forsed to pay for his beer with money *cry*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 27, 2007, 08:43:17 AM
*neb sneaks in the pub, checking carefully every dark corner of the room*

Any sign of a monstrous Mighty Jhaizjha here? No?? Not at all??? Good, good!  *dance*

*takes a seat at the bar* Boy! One coffee to go and one coffee please!  *kissgirl*

Hey, Hiske! Stop screaming for a second, you'll break all the glasses here!! Wtf happened??? Did Isolde attack you last night??  *freak*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 27, 2007, 09:14:10 AM
Hiske wakes up in her nice-comfy-pluchy-chair-by-the-fireplace with a smile on her face... 'that was a good evening', she thinks... She gets up and walks over to the bar where sweetneb is enjoying his coffee. She sits down next to him and asks the bartender for a coffee too... Still smiling she shows her medal to sweetneb... he looks very impressed! He asks something about a 'catfight', but Hiske assures him that he'll be invited once the time is right for that...

Hiske looks around the pub and sees that some guys are busy with hanging pictures on the wall and taking them off again... 'that's weird', she thinks 'why would they do that? oh well... to each his own I guess...'

Hiske orders another coffee and walks over to Reaccao to discuss the chess-tournament...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on September 27, 2007, 09:18:48 AM
*me walks to the bar and saw a girls with a bright metallic object. "hm, some girls are fools for little shining objects", he thought. We orders then another beer and waits to see if some strange rumors `bout cat-fight will be confirmed   


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 28, 2007, 23:50:32 PM
Still smiling she shows her medal to sweetneb...

Way to go Hiske... I don't want to spoil your fun or something, but I have one exactly like that too *kissgirl*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on September 29, 2007, 00:01:33 AM
Hiske stands up from her nice-comfy-pluchy-chair-by-the-fireplace and walks to the bar where sweetneb is enjoying a coffee while looking at his shiny medal full admiration... he says:

Way to go Hiske... I don't want to spoil your fun or something, but I have one exactly like that too *kissgirl*

YAY!  *YAHOO* now we can be medal-friends :D :D :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 29, 2007, 00:04:40 AM

YAY!  *YAHOO* now we can be medal-friends :D :D :D

Hell yeah!! And whenever one of us will be in danger we will rub our nice shiny medals and the other will come to rescue on a white horse (you) or a black one (me)!!  *bravo*


Or we'll just finish our beers/coffee, light up another cigarette and wait for the daily RNN  *freak* *friends*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 29, 2007, 00:09:47 AM
belgarion sees that a few "medal buddies" are starting to gather in the corner of the room and thinks to himself that its starting to look like a chess club in here these days whats next book club hour? so he heads back to the bar and orders a round of lemonade for the geek club in the corner *bear* :P


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on September 29, 2007, 00:19:37 AM
Reaccão overhears Nebthe, and thinks to himself "he must have missed the news today, they have already been, well anything for Nebthe"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on September 29, 2007, 00:27:35 AM
Hey, give that TV louder please!! I think it's about me, I see the Romanian Parliament!!  *freak* *freak*

Who the heck got my coffee?? It was right here, in my cup... Oh, wait...I already drank that...  :-[

Boy, one coffee please! Make it hot, make black, make it quick  *freak*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on September 29, 2007, 00:33:24 AM
Reaccão sees the remote on the counter behind the bardisk, jumps over one-handed and almost grabs the remote while still in the air... He forgets he can't fly and crashes head on into the side of the counter. With a groan he gets the remote in his hand and increases the volume for Neb.

Neb is no longer watching, he is looking at his empty cup of coffee with tears in his eyes....


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on September 30, 2007, 14:50:09 PM
a big fight has broken out in the pub some members off IIllIlIllI   have started kicking some small orphaned  children who entered the pub by mistake then IIllIlIllI rejoice  after taken the small amount of money they had and start to get drunk some members of the mildcats start hurling insults about fighting fair fights and bullies but stay planted firmly in thier seats belgarion turns back to his beer


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on October 01, 2007, 04:27:15 AM
Jeshickah draws one final pic of the Wildcat's alliance, posting it on the wall and decides to move onto another project.

She notices an old piano hidden behind something in the corner and decides to take a look. She touches the middle C key and hears it make a terrible out of tune noise. Jes gets her tools and attempts to tune it over the dead quiet (>.>) of the pub.

After getting it pretty much tuned, or as tuned as she can for it being so old, she decides to try it out and play something. She starts to play a random tune that comes into her head, and being that it's Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, she starts to sing and sway with it, now in the mood for dancing.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on October 01, 2007, 22:14:05 PM
Hiske wakes up in her nice-pluchy-comfy-chair-near-the-fireplace with a black queen in her hand... 'hmmm...' she's thinking... 'it must belong to a chess-game... I wonder who lost it...'. She walks over to the bar and sees that Reaccao and Nebthe are discussing some kind of Uruk-high-school... she's not sure what that is, but Reaccao is really pushing Nebthe to take him in, calling him "chief"... Hiske sits down at the bar and orders a coffee to wake up... she sees Mihai next to her with his head on the bar... his eyes are open, but he doesn't seem so awake... he murmles something like: "I`m in a dizzy state of mind, carachteristic for people who just woke up"... Hiske offers him some coffee...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on October 01, 2007, 22:35:35 PM
*neb takes the coffee Hiske just offered to Mihai, thinking, obviously it was for him*

Thanks, I was looking for that! *freak*

*neb to Reac* Nope!  X) You're too noobish for this world!! You're hopeless!! You're such a hopeless noob that even the IO servers are slowed down by your noobity  *Angry* *crazy*

PS: Crazy reporter!!  *freak* *freak*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on October 01, 2007, 23:06:25 PM
*me wakes up, see a nice girl next to him, and someone interested in stealing coffee
he turns to the girl, "nvm that, i`ll order another". then he notice smth shining, "hey, nice jewelry u have, quin"!


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: kropotkin on October 01, 2007, 23:54:48 PM
kropotkin dismisses everything written in dis thread, coz its crap and shit
comes in, in de so called IO pub, when we all know its a gay dating site.. i dont know
kropotkin komes in and it becomes veri bad.. veri bad for you all.. i leave de rest to ur imagination..
but in de end there is nothing standing, except the followers of de dark side, why by will of power and stuff
weilds the magic knights at night 7pm sharp, chinse time.

the clock strikes midnight, and nebthe is filling the bag. the leftovers. isolde is finally locked up for good in a locked mental thingy, where she kan in piis talk with her cousins and sisters rositza. eeee hiske went to a dutch crazy party dei have dem lots there in the lowlands. she took too much drugs coz she didnt wanted, had the time of her life and got heart attack.. what happens next? will she survive.. (to be continued..)

terrible events. Reaccão keeps on dreaming about baseball bath up his ass, or whats this, was it someone else??
no connection. in de next episode, which i will post in 100 separate posts, each 2 lines, its all about cobalt! its is..
about!
cobalt. the engines! o lord, myyyyy behold the holy cow he speaks wisdom better than the bible.. line after line..

day after day, after day, after 2.. many days, just days.. full with gays
in de gay IO pub, i am sick of this nosense, dudes

write some more shit, really, gay shit stinks like crap. do it, just. nike. sportswear mostly for women.

this said yoda and left the pub never to return..



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on October 02, 2007, 17:21:21 PM
"Psssst, Makatas..."


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on October 02, 2007, 17:29:58 PM
*Reac to Maka* Oh, nothing much... just this *zbang! he hits Maka with a pot in the head  *xxx**


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on October 02, 2007, 21:18:05 PM
damn what am i doing here i was just in the IO-hospital  "time for beer"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on October 06, 2007, 00:55:52 AM
*slips out a his sleep he fell under after he handed hiske her milk and wonders why he is dancing with men.
Pain decides that the robot isnt his style and starts to river dance as is the way of his native land.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHmcCp77JE


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lilith on October 06, 2007, 07:39:29 AM
Aky bursts into the pub and runs straight to jes. She pulls her out of the pub by the arm muttering something about muffins and fluffy people who wont stop snooping in underwear drawers. "he really needs to be taught a lesson, jes" *Angry*


*10 minutes later*

As she walks back into the pub, she aplogizes to the keeper for being so rude and hasty a few moments ago. Taking a seat at the bar, she calls out " oi, can i get a DP and some cool ranch dorritos over here?" She then sits back and waits for jes to return, and studies the other people mingling (or not mingling, if injured) around the pub.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on October 06, 2007, 07:44:53 AM
Jes is pulld out of the pub and down the street by her crazy friend, Lil who is muttering about muffins and fluffy people.
"What?! Again?! Ok, he definately needs to be taught a lesson!"

Sitting down and going through plans in her head, Jes watches Lil go back to the pub. About 5 minutes after Lil goes back to the pub, Jes returns with a sketch of something and hands it to Lil. Then sits at the bar and orders a margarita and some nachos.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lilith on October 06, 2007, 08:03:24 AM
Aky glances at the paper and her jaw drops. "jes, is this...it cant be......." She quickly checks to make sure nobody is eavesdropping, leans over and whispers "the map??! " :-X

She notes that its deathly quiet in the pub and becomes paranoid that everyone is listening and plotting to snatch the sacred piece of paper. Scribbling down a few extra notes on it, she slides it back to jes for safe-keeping. She then proceeds to turn around in her chair, and glare accusingly at every member currently mulling around the pub, looking for the slightest hint of betrayal. Seeing neb twitch a bit, she frowns..but then decides he doesnt want the paper, hes just had too much coffee today.  :D



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on October 06, 2007, 08:26:02 AM
Jes nods gravely. "That it is..."  Jes then proceeds to put it somewhere for safe keeping.

Jes watches as Lil looks around the pub cautiously and giggles as she jumps a little at Nebs coffee twitch.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on October 08, 2007, 22:44:31 PM
*is getting distracted from his complex riverdance footwork by the antics of jesh and aky and trips into hellin causing her to bump into myn spilling his beer onto kops which somehow starts a bar fight

*dodges a bottle thown at him


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Tostie on October 11, 2007, 11:41:39 AM
*enters the IO pub, doing this he dodges KOPSi practising flightlessons. Moving further inside the pub he notices a group of teddy's using the bearhug tactics on poly while he shouts: "It's the engine I tell you...it's the engine that didnt work!". Lifting his shoulders Tostie turns and bumps into mihai...who gives him an angry look and shouts: "She is mine! My prec...uhm...bos...ehm...quin!" while striking Hiskes hair" :o

*And then he hears someone shout his name...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Octavian on October 11, 2007, 13:18:23 PM
Its Chuck Norris, who enters the door with a roundhouse kick ..

"Tostie -- why the hell are you not in an alliance?" He is shouting the question so loud, that the entire bar trembles, like if it was an earthquake.

Chuck stares Tostie down, and Tostie starts bleeding from his eyelids.

Octavian meanwhile, is sitting in the corner, chuckling from some new Chuck jokes, when he spots Tostie in dire straits .. he shouts "Chuck!!"

Chuck turns and walks towards Octavian, forgetting all about Tostie

-"Hello M8.....are you up for a Nightcap"? says Chuck

-"Ofc old friend, but you must promise not to kill anyone tonight!!"

-"I only kill when I have to" Chuck is pondering, while scanning the pub..

Octavian knows Chuck well enough, to leave the subject.

Cheers CHuck, says Octavian

"CHEERS" Chuck is shouting loud enough for the entire pub to hear, and drinks his 4 gallon beer in one draw.

Suddenly Chuck makes a supersonic Roundhouse kick, and disappears in a flash.

Octavian shakes his head ..and turns his attention towards the bar..


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lilith on October 11, 2007, 13:36:53 PM
 *hahaha*

Lil falls off her chair laughing. Catching her breath, she slides octavian a beer.. "thats priceless you know" :P

She then turns to tostie and helps him fix his wounds by giving him an icecream (medicine for injuries around the world).

Sneaking a glance around the bar to make sure nobody is looking, she runs out of the pub after chuck with unspeakable intentions in mind  :-X


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on October 11, 2007, 20:09:31 PM
Jeshickah looks up from the current drawing she was doing at the bar as Lilith leaves her sitting there. "Hey!... Sad... Oh well, pass me a chocolate milk shake please, bar keep!"



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on October 17, 2007, 08:47:59 AM
Hiske wakes up in her nice-big-comfy-pluchy-chair-by-the-fireplace... 'it's soooo good to be back' she thinks... She sees sweetneb sleeping with his head on the bar and she's thinking if she should wake him or not cause she could use some coffee... 'hmmm' she thinks 'maybe he needs sleep... but I need coffee... hmmm... I'll wait for another 10 min... maybe someone will be smart enough to hand me some coffee... if not; I have to wake sweetneb... although I hate to do that...'





Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on October 17, 2007, 22:02:56 PM
*still sleeping....*

 *freak* *freak*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on October 17, 2007, 22:13:20 PM
*walks out of the bar to go on an adventure filled with magical beer bottles that never go empty and to far off places where there are miles and miles of weed

 *bear* m8s


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lilith on October 17, 2007, 22:53:01 PM
Lilith drags Pain back from his magical adventure and starts lecturing him about how she WILL fulfill her promise to kill him if he even LOOKS at weed.   *Angry* *sos* She then takes a seat beside jes and apologizes for running out on her for a stud like chuck  :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on October 17, 2007, 23:00:18 PM
Reaccão gathers Nebthe and Makatas.

"Something has to be done..." he says, and receives affirmative nods from both of them before he leaves them. On his way out Reaccão hits his fist against his chest over his heart and points two fingers towards Amaterasu who raises his beer towards him.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on October 17, 2007, 23:10:43 PM
 :o :o :o


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on October 17, 2007, 23:15:16 PM
:o :o :o
.... was the face of Hiske, when the four of them grabbed one limb each and finally got Hiske out of the nice-big-comfy-pluchy-chair-by-the-fireplace she used to call "hers"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Jeshickah on October 18, 2007, 03:39:35 AM
Lilith drags Pain back from his magical adventure and starts lecturing him about how she WILL fulfill her promise to kill him if he even LOOKS at weed.   *Angry* *sos* She then takes a seat beside jes and apologizes for running out on her for a stud like chuck  :D

Jes nods at Lil. "No Problem, I can't blame you. So how goes it? THE muffins ready? Everything in place for... you know what?" Jes asks as she orders a tall glass of milk and fresh, gooey chocolate chip cookies.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Lilith on October 18, 2007, 08:09:28 AM
Lilith taps her finger thoughtfully on her chin.."hm..well THE muffins will take several days to finish and - " Lilith is suddenly distracted by reac and them pulling a struggling hiske out of her comfy chair. "Do ya think we should help her?" she asks absent-mindedly. As jes turns to investigate the scene, she steals a cookie and attempts to eat the whole thing before jes can see. Suddenly, the pub door slams open once more.. >_>


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: isolde on October 18, 2007, 08:56:11 AM
Isolde finally walks in through the door of this famed place of debauchery and thinks:
"Long have I withheld myself from the worldly sins, let see what the crowd is doing" ;)

The first thing she see are four men trying to dethrone za quin from her comfy-pluchie chair. The sheer nature of such an evil deed cries outrage and makes Isolde's blood boil in her veins. She walks briskly to the macho men who seem to be having fun and stares them down with Chuck-Norris look until the stop gigling like a pack of schoolboys.

"Do you men have no shame!!!!! Have you no wars to fight and enemies to kill but waste your life in the steam of alcohol fumes playing silly jokes on innocent girls" - At these words, Isolde looks at Hiske who is hugging tightly her comfy chair and petting its soft plushie cover, muttering: "my own, my precious" 

The men look a bit ashamed and retreat solemnly to the back of the bar, taking out a big strategic map and starting to discuss something over a round of beers. After her good deed of the day Isolde feels much better and calls at the bartender :
' My latte macchiato, pronto. And I dont minf if you put half Baileys in it ;) "


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on October 18, 2007, 16:51:18 PM
*is saddened by the fact he is stuck in the bar.
he walk next door to the hospital to see if anyone is there to treat his bruised ego in addition to his burns from hiskes dancing reply...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on October 18, 2007, 18:34:36 PM
Nebthe comes in, goes up to Reaccão and says: "ok, I'm gonna eat something and drink a beer"

Before Reaccão has time to answer that he will join him, Nebthe turns around with a girlish twirl, throws his hair and says: "and Reac, stop whining"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on October 26, 2007, 11:48:31 AM
Hiske wakes up in her nice-big-comfy-pluchy-chair-by-the-fireplace... she had a really bad dream about mean men who tried to steal her chair... but now she's awake and the chair is still hers... she looks around and sees that the pub is quite empty... she walks over to the bar and sits down next to nebthe who's still sleeping with his head on the bar... this time she thinks it's late enough to wake him so she starts poking neb with an empty-coffee-cup... somehow he doesn't react at all... she pokes him harder, but still no reaction... hmmm... what would be the right way to wake him?

Hiske remembers that the leader of his alliance makes the worst coffee

I regret to inform that I make the WORST coffee in the whole world. I do great cooking and any kind of domestic chores but my coffee tastes like someone who just run a marathon washed their socks in it 

Hiske walks over to Isolde who's laughing so hard about something that she's not able to drink her coffee (Hiske wonders if Isolde likes to drink coffee with this taste... but... oh well... 'to each his own' she thinks) and asks her if she can make some coffee for her former leader... Isolde jumps up right away and runs to the kitchen and starts making her famous coffee!


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on October 26, 2007, 13:53:47 PM
Isolde jumps up right away and runs to the kitchen and starts making her famous coffee!

 :o :o I'm up!! I wasn't sleeping, I was just introspecting a bit  *freak* *freak*  I don't need any coffee, thanks! Yeah, I just had one and my cup is full *empties a coke in his coffee cup in quite a hurry hoping no one notices* 

So.... what's up doc?!  *freak* *freak*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on October 29, 2007, 20:07:52 PM
belgarion looks around and observes the pub is dieing a death then he realizes the bar hasnt served a beer in like 4 days and everyone is drinking coffee :o
he looks over the bar and sees the bar tender is sat on the floor rocking back and forth  saying over and over again "its in the coffee its in the coffee"
then belgarion looks at the other people in the pub and they all look starry eyed and confused Isolde offers him a coffee and says "drink this and everything will be ok" belgarion refuses the coffee steps round the bar and pulls himself a tall cold beer foaming at the top and says "thanks all the same but this is why i came here" and downs it in one and pulls himself another.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: kropotkin on October 30, 2007, 21:15:21 PM
kropotkin comes in, tired of it all.. the fuckers never leave, he thinks.. whatever, they stay.. drink coffee and smoke cigarettes, drink beers, whiskeys, sit in compfy what not long name plunchy chairs, even by de fire place and with lines in-between-the-words-like-dis  *crazy* i dont know whats dis about but its a gay pub alright, and isolde roaming freely, she should be behind bars.. people like hiske should be shot at sight, people like nebthe burned alive, people like numpty should have something REALLY big up their..  *freak* *hahaha* *hahaha*

people like me.. well anyways this is bullshit. back to de story.

well, kropotkin comes in and kills everyone.. again! how many times.. leaves, hoping to never have to come back yet one more time to rid de earth of dis scum called de IO pub and its worthless inhabitants.

but actually. i fooled you. i am in fact, as i speak, tony's grandma remember me?! it happens so, im gettin older. and i play IO, not my grandson. but i had to go to vac mode coz i got problems w health. dont wanna dramatize anyone but is no lookin so good.. anyhow, i want u all to know, im kool. i read stories every night and remind myself i am not insane. but to all of u whom known me.. im not tony.. just a simple grandma.. yeeeh.

now, who believes me, lets see.. if u believe say yo yo, if u think it false, say yo yo


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on October 30, 2007, 21:32:02 PM
kropotkin comes in, tired of it all.. the fuckers never leave, he thinks.. whatever, they stay.. drink coffee and smoke cigarettes, drink beers, whiskeys, sit in compfy what not long name plunchy chairs, even by de fire place and with lines in-between-the-words-like-dis  *crazy* i dont know whats dis about but its a gay pub alright, and isolde roaming freely, she should be behind bars.. people like hiske should be shot at sight, people like nebthe burned alive, people like numpty should have something REALLY big up their..  *freak* *hahaha* *hahaha*

people like me.. well anyways this is bullshit. back to de story.

well, kropotkin comes in and kills everyone.. again! how many times.. leaves, hoping to never have to come back yet one more time to rid de earth of dis scum called de IO pub and its worthless inhabitants.

but actually. i fooled you. i am in fact, as i speak, tony's grandma remember me?! it happens so, im gettin older. and i play IO, not my grandson. but i had to go to vac mode coz i got problems w health. dont wanna dramatize anyone but is no lookin so good.. anyhow, i want u all to know, im kool. i read stories every night and remind myself i am not insane. but to all of u whom known me.. im not tony.. just a simple grandma.. yeeeh.

now, who believes me, lets see.. if u believe say yo yo, if u think it false, say yo yo

Hey yo yo! Stop smoking that sheep!  *freak*  Have a coffee instead  *hihi*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on October 31, 2007, 04:41:42 AM
*polish200 enters the bar, see that everyone is drinking coffees and orders a beer. then, he asks, amazed: "dudes, what just happened around here?"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: isolde on October 31, 2007, 11:01:41 AM
Isolde walks in the bar bright and early and notices a bunch of people sleeping by the coffee machine, Belgarion snoozing on the counter by a stale beer and Polish200 ordering them one after the other just so he gets to say "Hi" to the waitress for the 32nd time.
" Alcoholics" thinks to herself Isolde and goes to prepare her world famous coffee, the crowds are waiting...
As usual she pours half of the coffee jar content in the machine and fills up an enormous jar of steaming poison, empties then half a kilo of sugar, ooops salt in it, " well, no harm done" she thinks to herself. Awaken by the smell of hot coffee, the addicts rise and start banging their empty cups with the mass cry " We want coffee!!! We want coffee !!!"
" Coffeeeee cooooming " Isolde walks first of course to Nebthe and pours him a big one, opens her bag of goodies and adds the purple artificial sweetener, ooops tranquilizer they all so love  :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on October 31, 2007, 11:25:24 AM
" Alcoholics" thinks to herself Isolde and goes to prepare her world famous coffee, the crowds are waiting...

OMG!!! Gotta go, I just remembered I left the water running  *freak*  If someone asks, I've never been here  :-X

*and... he's gone*

*he didn't even get his cigarettes*

Hey, I know I forgot my cigarettes, but it's too risky to remain here anymore!  *freak*  Isolde might insist I drink that *sos*

*and... he's really gone...*

*... in a hurry!*

 *freak* *freak*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on October 31, 2007, 16:20:47 PM
*wonders what happened and walk over the the disturbed bartender and asks for exactly 5 shots of whiskey

Then turns around while the bartender can regain his compusure
he notices polish sitting a few feet away and decides to go ask him to for help since the bartender seems to be having trouble getting up


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Octavian on October 31, 2007, 17:47:15 PM
Suddenly the music starts playing. The light is dimmed in the pub......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8T6tV35g9s

Chuck Norris Comes dancing in through the door .. gracefully he displays his superior dancing skills.

He walks to the Bartender .. "Where is that transgenderwannabe that didnt like the joke about my tears curing cancer"??

The Bartender looks frightened .. he has no idea what Chuck is talking about, and smells trouble.

"Arrhh well fckit" Chuck utters, and starts dancing his special Roundhousekick-dance, and kills a couple of noobs, who gets too close to the phenomena.

Octavian walks through the door, and almost gets hit by Chuck, as the Legend spins out of the door, kicking aggressively.

Octavian dives to the side, and when he looks up, he and sees Reaccro sitting in a dark corner. Cloaked and obviously trying to disguise himself. Kropotkin is nowhere to be seen, but Octavian keeps the hand on his 32 feet lightsaber, just in case he comes in, on one of his cleaning missions.

Reaccro sits as paralyzed, and Octavian cannot get any contact. Something terrible must have happened....... The words run through Octavians mind, as he suddenly hears a voice speak out. Octavian pulls into the shade next to Reaccro.
Something seems to be going on elsewhere in the pub, and Octavian sits back to observe, and starts drinking Reaccros beer. Paralyzed men dont drink beer, he thinks to himself.



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Reaccão on November 15, 2007, 16:37:55 PM
Reaccão runs out of the bathroom, desperately trying to put something back in his underwear and screaming at the top of his lungs

- I MUST NOT READ THE SMALL PRINT ON THE BATHROOM WALL, I MUST NOT READ THE SMALL PRINT.

Passing by the bardisk he catches a glimps of dozens of empty coffee cups in a row and Nebthe sleeping at the last one.

- I wonder how he can sleep with so much caffeine...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on November 15, 2007, 16:40:03 PM
Reaccão runs out of the bathroom, desperately trying to put something back in his underwear and screaming at the top of his lungs

- I MUST NOT READ THE SMALL PRINT ON THE BATHROOM WALL, I MUST NOT READ THE SMALL PRINT.

Passing by the bardisk he catches a glimps of dozens of empty coffee cups in a row and Nebthe sleeping at the last one.

- I wonder how he can sleep with so much caffeine...


*he's not sleeping, just thinking in small letters so he has to stay focused*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Hiske on November 20, 2007, 15:33:21 PM
Hiske wakes up in her nice-big-comfy-pluchy-chair-by-the-fireplace and looks around... she realizes that everytime she wakes up, the pub looks the same... neb with his head on the bar sleeping surrounded by empty coffee mugs... Reac on the dancefloor desperately trying not to step on his own feet... kroppy who's searching the plants in the windowsill looking for shrooms... StarBlade who's sitting in a dark corner with his laptop; but he doesn't look happy at all (maybe he can't figure out how to build farms in GIO?)... KingJohn who's writing beautiful love-poems on the walls of the pub... Pain who's trying to look cool with his glasses of whiskey but never actually drinks them... Mihai playing with his soldiers with a happy smile on his face... Amaterasu who's eating dark-side-cookies... Sweetskully who's drinking beer (duh!)... Xaoc who is peeking through a hole in the wall... Q who is playing with his saber... only Numpty and AceT are nowhere to be seen... probably they're still in the ladies room together...

Hiske walks over to the bar; makes herself a coffee (and also fills 3 of neb's mugs with coffee), she walks back to her nice-big-comfy-pluchy-chair-by-the-fireplace and sits down...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on November 20, 2007, 19:54:35 PM
*drinks his whiskey just to prove the hiske that he really does...

pain then proceeds to drink the beers that he had forgotten from ages past


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on March 01, 2008, 00:50:13 AM
Pain pulls out a bottle of the anarchy mods new fragrance Pwned and sprays Hiske with it.                                                                                                                Pain then finds a broom and starts to sweep up the 7 months of dust and beer bottles that have collected. :hooray: :evil3:


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on May 25, 2008, 20:55:27 PM
belgarion rattles on the doors to find them locked with oversized chains and then sees a sign saying FOR SALE ONE RUN DOWN PUB UNUSED FOR MANY MONTHS 50 EUROS OR BEST OFFER.he glances down to see a full keg of beer sat by the doors so he cracks it open, it tastes a bit off but hey its free so he settles in for a while and watches the day turn to night


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Nebthe on March 01, 2009, 23:32:20 PM
*enters the pub, turns the lights off and gets out*  *kissgirl*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: savannah on March 02, 2009, 20:09:14 PM
*enters the pub, turns the lights back on, snatches a few beers, and leaves*  [:-}


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: la_woman on March 02, 2009, 23:51:54 PM
*me takes a look around but doesnt see anyone*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: gen_karlo on March 03, 2009, 03:08:24 AM
*me takes a look around but doesnt see anyone*

*then, as la_woman enjoys herself with a mug of coffe, gen_karlo enters the pub with the sun beaming on his background and shouts " where are the f****ng spammers"  like an exploding sheriff all pissed off by the deafening silence the pub can offer*

he sits beside la_woman and says hi!!!!
asks"where are the waiters here? is there anyone can offer me a good day?


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 03, 2009, 04:02:26 AM
*then i come in, and play "dust and bones,guns 'n roses" in the jukebox, and get a scotch, looks at the bar, and there in a dark spot, is osama bin laden okaying with an psp  *xxx* , and then draw a cigarrete, and says hi to gen and la_woman*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: KwalB on March 03, 2009, 06:36:02 AM
then KwalB drops in, dsn't even look around or says hi. takes all the booz he can carry and walks out to play IO *beer2*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 03, 2009, 06:47:40 AM
schultzy looks around, gets bored so he moves near to the strippers


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: savannah on March 03, 2009, 08:33:09 AM
there are no strippers in this pub  *pardon* just 80 y/o ladies lookin for a young man to take care of them :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 03, 2009, 08:55:32 AM
there are no strippers in this pub  *pardon* just 80 y/o ladies lookin for a young man to take care of them :D
i can live with that  *ok*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 03, 2009, 09:00:46 AM
there are no strippers in this pub  *pardon* just 80 y/o ladies lookin for a young man to take care of them :D
and abuot this :-? you are here, so......  *rose* *kissgirl* :D


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: savannah on March 03, 2009, 14:46:23 PM
you calling me old?  :o



*turns  her nose up and pours a glass of beer on herr*  *admin*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on March 03, 2009, 19:24:19 PM
pub is reopened?


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: kingjohn on March 03, 2009, 20:43:14 PM
there are no strippers in this pub  *pardon* just 80 y/o ladies lookin for a young man to take care of them :D

but they are quite rich, so you get their money :-)


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 03, 2009, 21:41:46 PM
but they are quite rich, so you get their money :-)
you see vanny? you are rich too ;) lol  *pardon*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 03, 2009, 22:43:42 PM
as i am all soaked in beer,and i don't like the feeling, i take my clothes off *pardon*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Starbuck on March 27, 2009, 03:45:19 AM
put crow's soaked leather armor near the fireside  *ok*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: savannah on March 27, 2009, 04:09:13 AM
Savvy slides up next to the mountain man. She leans over the bar and asks if hed like a beer on the house, for being such a brave mountain fella *rose*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Starbuck on March 27, 2009, 04:32:54 AM
"Hellyeah, I'll accept it" ... says the burly mountain man, as he orders a pint of guinness and some finger foods.



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 27, 2009, 04:41:22 AM
put crow's soaked leather armor near the fireside  *ok*
thx   *pardon*
you can also pass me a beer  *ok*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: savannah on March 27, 2009, 05:45:31 AM
I forgot to role play  :-[


Savvy's eyes widened in shock ( like this > :o ) "finger foods?! we dont eat fingers in this pub, mister!"

She places a menu in front of star and Herr and runs to Tangle's house to get beer, since the stock seems to have disappeared *hmm*






Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 27, 2009, 05:46:52 AM
Finger foods! We dont eat fingers in this pub, mister!*stop*



:o
those were kosac's fingers :o now he can't pillage no more :(


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Starbuck on March 27, 2009, 06:04:33 AM
Mountain man takes a deep look at the menu ...

"damn, so little choice !!"  *Angry*
"Guess I can't be too picky since the frink is on the house"

waits patiently for the Guiness to turn deep black, and the foam like vanilla cream .... while drooling about the missed finger foods


(http://i88.servimg.com/u/f88/11/88/09/55/finger10.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=175&u=11880955)


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: HerrSchultze on March 27, 2009, 06:07:20 AM
Mountain man takes a deep look at the menu ...

"damn, so little choice !!"  *Angry*
"Guess I can't be too picky since the frink is on the house"

waits patiently for the Guiness to turn deep black, and the foam like vanilla cream .... while drooling about the missed finger foods


(http://i88.servimg.com/u/f88/11/88/09/55/finger10.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=175&u=11880955)

:o all those food prepared with IO player's finger?!!!
FFNN special report
the mine prediction says that due to a wave of missing players fingers the mine stock  will increase
may have vanny and starbuck saved us from the economical crisis?


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Alpy on October 16, 2010, 07:06:30 AM
 *freak* hehehehehe  *freak*
I found it !!!! *YAHOO* *YAHOO*

Welcome back old and new fartZ to the ultimate den of debauchery

So lets get started, where's that lazy good for nothing bar tender of ours screwing Ace in the backroom no doubt.
GET BACK Num  :evil4:
Drinks on the house IO Pub is back  *kissgirl*
and krank up the music while you're at it U old fart  [:-}


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Alpy on October 16, 2010, 07:16:13 AM
Young Noobz need to read from pg 1 to figure out rules of IO pub dont be a noob and read from the last page  :evil4:


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Alpy on October 16, 2010, 07:49:59 AM
Alpy looks around n shakes her head: wtf happened in here? Slimey gray fingers strewn all over the floor. Cant avoid stepping on these things  :o
2009 must have been a bad yr in IO players turned into cannibals.
These f-ing thing ooze red sludge goo when u step on them.
chairs and tables overturned cobwebs every where. 
where is that no good bartender she thinks. making her way gingerly among the debris she thinks oh boy this place needs a face job bad.
She gets out a tissue and gingerly wipes down on a bar stool and looks like she is going to bomit at the sight of this ghastly mess w creepie crawlies everywhere and slimey puss everywhere
damn wheres that bastender i need a drink *guns*



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Kopator on October 16, 2010, 10:31:25 AM
*freak* hehehehehe  *freak*
I found it !!!! *YAHOO* *YAHOO*

Welcome back old and new fartZ to the ultimate den of debauchery

So lets get started, where's that lazy good for nothing bar tender of ours screwing Ace in the backroom no doubt.
GET BACK Num  :evil4:
Drinks on the house IO Pub is back  *kissgirl*
and krank up the music while you're at it U old fart  [:-}

+k for gettin old topic back  *rose*

now i must read page1... and then ;
*freak*  *drunk*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: numpty on October 16, 2010, 15:54:35 PM
after years away from alcohol and vice numpty returns to IO´s pub to have a drink.  as he walks in he notices on his left alpy sitting by herself, buys her a drink, "We´ll catch up in a bit".  on the other side of the bar he notices krum, yovanna, commoner, darina and a few other employees of imperial games talking smack about there employer and some new bug we are about to be blessed with in IO, buys them all a round, except for krum who numpty runs up to real fast and kicks in the nuts.  as he falls to the ground, numpty accidentally pours his drink on his head and puts out his cigarrette on his forhead, obviously by accident.  as he walks away accidentally kicks him, this time it was really by accident...

on the other side of the bar numpty notices o troll like figure playing with himself in a corner next to the bathroon.  "Yovanna who or what is that?"...Yovanna responds, "It´s Oton looking for himself, forgot his glasses gonna take a few hours or years"....The whole bar erupts into laughter!!!!

Feeling bad for oton numpty buys him a piña colada and a shot of vodka for banning testiculo in IH and thinks to himself, "No wonder he abuses his power"...

Numpty sits down buys himself a drink while looking at the lovely looking female IO employees and downs yet another pint of fantastic ale, "Gonna stick around the pub and see what other kind of trouble comes in here before i pass out drunk.::"

To be continued...


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: k_mihai on October 25, 2010, 17:17:19 PM
numptyyyyyyyyyy, shoot him down


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Koramae on October 25, 2010, 19:27:32 PM
Kora was sitting quiet in a corner doing her nails with a small dagger. She throws a beer at Kmihai "Catch!" making him drop his gun, then shouts "Beer for everyone! " and tells the bartender pointing her knife at numpty: "Put it on that guy`s tab, i just saved his drunk passed out ass" She looks at numpty again, who was sleeping with a rusty helmet in his arms, spilled drinks (and other fluids) all over him, and yells at the bartender: "Make that 2 rounds. And some wine for me. He`s gonna sleep for a while"


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: numpty on December 29, 2010, 15:51:07 PM
numpty wakes up from his slumber and notices the new decoration celebrating IO V5 and notices all kinds of neat stuff.  on the left, just behind the bar, a massive christmas tree with millions of presents.  in the corner he notices Korama with a dagger jammed into her hand and stuck to the table, sends her some more wine.....as numpty looks to the christmas tree he notices all the admins, carrying massive santa claus bags full of money, running outta the pub as if they were assaulting a bank.  as krum runs by numpty smells piss and notices krum pissed his pants as a result of laughing so much.  numpty thinks to himself, "those damn presents i bought, i hope krum buys some diapers and some perfume, he really stinks"....numpty notices tiger limping from such weight of all the posts he erased, takes out his indiana jones whip and slams tiger, "back in your cage boy"...as tiger runs past....."must get paid for every post he erases"

on the dance floor, numpty sees the programmers dancing to some freaky music looking at obscene picture of oton playing a guitar....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SippxWnwkLQ

in front of the bathroom there is nekodrugi explaining to crass how to do everything, numpty hears neko say, "crass, wipe backwards or your balls will stink".  all of the sudden numpty hears steveempire from the ladies bathroom, "can someone fix something, it´s all wrong and broken"....

numpty sits down, has a few drinks, orders from the lovely community manager, a nice glass of whisky, macallan´s 50 year, put it on Xaoc´s tab, i bought lots of presents this year!!!!!  "let´s see what happens next".....



Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: belgarion on February 06, 2011, 12:31:28 PM
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr burp


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Alpy on March 15, 2014, 09:22:28 AM
Alpy breaks down sign on the door.  
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*Angry* How dare these noobs close down the best part of IO town.  *crazy*
Thick cobwebs clog the entrance. She can hears earwigs scuttling into the corners.
She walks into the bar. Tables on their side, chairs half broken.
Let's get this joint back up and rolling again. Anyone want to pitch in getting this place cleaned up and back to speed again  :hard:
Take a break from battles, hang out over a beer, oh...and don't forget to read from page 1 so that you don't miss out on the great dialogue.
Remember there are no rules here. Only your imagination rules. Let's see if these v5 & v6 noobs can complete  [:-}
Now what happend to that bottle of Absinthe that Numpty and I stashed on our last visit... *drunk*


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: savannah on July 06, 2017, 08:50:00 AM
Aky staggers into the pub after almost a decade. She looks around at the broken windows, and dusty bar stools, the old armchair that hiske used to sit in now houses a family of rats.

She jumps when she hears a scuffle in a dark corner, and peers through the shadows....

"Pain? have you been here this whole time, what the actual fffffff......  *xxx* "


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: Pain on July 06, 2017, 09:05:16 AM
Pain looks up and says "yo."


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: savannah on July 06, 2017, 09:22:44 AM
Aky sighs and shakes her head wearily. Alas, his lack of human (and other noted species) contact has severely incapacitated his ability to speak, the poor thing.

She walks over to her long lost brother, takes away his yellowed glass of old alcohol and passes him a fresh cup of whiskey, which was conveniently pulled out of her pocket.

She then sits next to Pain and takes in the decrepit pub, and begins planning on how to begin rennovations.


Title: Re: IO´s International Pub
Post by: samyoboy on January 11, 2019, 03:27:28 AM
Samyoboy walks in more dust scatters. He stands staring at the empty dusty bar!