Imperia Online International

Welcome to Torn City's 5 star hotel
Make yourself comfortable with the sauna,bar, hot tub, spa and pool
((my dad owns the hotel so me and my m8 own the place!))

what im suppose to do? *tired*

eh its basiclly an rpg, just a place to talk, kinda like the imperia bar and hospital...

i figured that it should be in rpg since thats what it is...points at hisked to started io hospital in general...

 *bear*

So, is this the hospital, ill bring my injured troops.

nope this a hotel ...the hospital is there click it >>> IO Hospital (http://www4.imperiaonline.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=926.0)

yes, IO hospital is where i kidnapped Hiske :D

im in the sauna  *freak*

/me will remember to steer clear from there, then O_O

I'm in the lobby with a sketch pad :)

what are you drawing?
 and why dont you want to go in the sauna?  *pardon*

It's a secret :-X

No peeking!

come on i wanna see it :D

You can see it when it's done.  X)

I wonder if I can get some tea served here?

i think there is a lady over there lets steal the tea and run off :D  :hooray:

goes to the bar, and orders a bottle of jack and a pint of guinness...

follows sparta300 and gets the drinks that he ordered then sell them to under age people  *hahaha* :D

that is sell them to me *freak*

shut up kosac  *hahaha* fine i wont sell the booze to you :D

greesy boy,go buy me crayons  *hahaha*

you mean you took my alco?  *Angry* *throws realmlord in the well of death...*

Hey! No throwing trash in my well of death!

I was using that :(
/me cleans up the remains of realmlord

/me congratulates to sparta for killing the realm :hooray:

:o i need to go to IO hospital now  *hahaha* *hahaha*

as you know that well is property of Sparta...please pay your tribute of 100,000 gold / week for its  use



wonder where my queen is...

I forgot to sign the picture I was drawing :( All that throwing of people into pits was distracting me  *hmm*

:o you threw me into the pit  *suicide* *WALL*

Nah, I just cleaned up. I never get to do those fun things like everybody else :(

poor poly, maybe you might get to do it soon (not)  *hihi*

puts speed in everyone's drink *freak*

Hey! Don't do that! I like my drinks slow!  :zzz:

*in the arcade playing mortal kombat :hard:

in the arcade looking at  the nerds playing *xxx* *xxx* *xxx*

 *gamer*


Can anyone hand me a quarter?
 *hahaha*

*gives poly a quarter
 dont spend it all at once    ;)  ;D        im starting to miss my quarter now  *cry*

/me wins 500 quarters for realm in the hotel's casino machines

Beer's on me! *bear*

  *YAHOO*  *bear*

*gets room in hotel, jumps on bed and fall in deep sleep*  *tired*

go's into the room and finds a troll sleeping on the bed :head_hurts_kr:

/me breaks into the room and does weird things to sleeping beauty  *freak* *rose*

:o you horny little bugger  *hahaha* *hahaha*

weird things :o

yanks back on kosac's leash "down boy *pardon*"

is this hotel california? *freak*

*hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* omg ahaha




no

How much the room?

...

...

hum... how much the room?

...

...

Nobody hears me? I need a single room, unless you provide "special" services for free of course. Just a business trip, have to siege a fortress and lot it, will be back home tomorrow.

...

...


Zzzz..

i can beat you up for free  *freak*

lol  *freak*

* tinodunks reached at the hotel late..after a long day of pillaging villager   *freak*

and he found out that no one comes in after a min before tinodunks tries to get in *freak*

hey then saw this guys with a very weird name..which had a tricky pronounciation  *hihi*

meh combre cabron? *hmm*

estas one room with very big o bed , me haso 3 epicalante booty mamacitas, tutti frutti all nite *hmm*

$40 usd for each mamacita cabron  *freak*

I have no idea wtf you said... any of you  *pardon* *xxx*  *stop* I'm back :P .... I think  [:-}


and I'm a trusted member in the PT forum hehe  *BOSS* ... I want free credits... NOW!!!... pretty please  *bear* *bear*

yeah yeah, trustedmembers are just plain normal members *freak*

nope I'm different  *hihi* I'm The Boss  *BOSS* my power is so great now I banned one of the moderators  *SMOKE*   *freak*
lol...  *freak* *freak*

/me is teh bossy!!!

can it be 2 Bosses ? *BOSS* *BOSS* \m/  ? :)

I think you're gonna say no...  *freak*

hein problemo esssssseh ?  *hmm*
te enculante mi la poste and insulto me la moderatore Judi

te no bosso if no possesse cokaine

GTFO OF HOTEL  :rant:

Não há problema aqui mano ou que queres porrada?

 *freak* *freak* I can talk in other languagest too  *freak* loool

just translate the cocaine part :P plz lol

tu no eres el jefe si no tienes la coca!!  *freak*

yo tengo las bolas en el hotel este  *freak*

w00t?

OH COme ON11!!!  :head_hurts_kr:

seniorita  *rose*

he was defending you, by what i could tell of his : italian spanish, french, and some other langs mix
oh yeah prtugesse too ;) *freak*

i was speaking languigaticly international

i read this book: in the name of the rose, where there's this monk, that has been in many places, so when he speaks, he mixes up all the languages *xxx* *freak*

now i see were from all the wicked words come from *freak*

nicely done man ;)

thanks man, i work hard  *gamer* *freak*

I don't think he spoke portuguese :P .. lol reading it again... no portuguese there :P

ti startado di al secoundou time a discuission dil putane poste??? :rant:

para da entrada de hotel just to tutti frutti mamsitas and smoke some grass  m/

no make me utilisione del pistolero cabron  *guns*

oh my!!!! italian english and spanish what a wonderfull display of international langs *freak* *bravo* *bravo* *bravo*

* at the hotel....tinodunks went up to paco's room.....and he was surprised to find him and herrshultze doing something very akward :head_hurts_kr:

both rolling one king size jointeh?  *freak* we do that all the time  *freak*

are you sure that was what i caught you 2 doing  *freak* *freak*

you can never be sure when ur high  *freak*

 *hahaha* *hahaha* *freak* prolly margarita :P

fo sho buddy!! :evil3: btw i think
btw tino was coming to rape paco!! :rant:

but when paco noticed the mighty Tinodunks at entered the room, he jumped from the bed and ran to the bathroom. Meanwhile Shultsy ....

 *freak*

smoked ma jointeh  *bye*

and said "...come to grandpaaa."

 *freak*

but your cartography was very high....so you reached his room before me  *freak* *freak*  and everyone knew what you did  *freak* *freak* :evil4:

*freak*
kop grabbed the big paco´s own special made Jamaica joint from Shultsy.  *SMOKE* At that moment a girlish scream  *GIRL_CRY* came from the bathroom....

 *freak*

and judy the police man came, and whipped tino and kopy out the window, and joined our rolls *freak*

kop flew out of the window and hit the ground pretty badly  *xxx* .... Tino however ....

 *freak*

couldn't handle the smoke, and started laughing *freak*

at Shultsy. Cause Shultsy thinks that J the police officer is a man...
 *freak*

and J smashes paco's nose with her night stick, coz of being unnapropiate *freak*

 :hard:

noobs  *hahaha* *hahaha* *freak*

i expose my smelly socks and all of you parish *freak*

it was the weed not the socks, you are not that bad yet ;)

paco´s socks are weapons of mass destruction  *freak*

 *hahaha* *freak* *freak* *freak*

that´s a one filthy hotel  *freak*

Paco arrives with 3 hot mamasitas and wants one room  *freak*

Dew the Hotel Manager show Mr.P and his 3 hot guest to the room and asks....

 *freak*

if she can join in the ...  *freak*

flower basket making  *SIGH*
 *freak* 

which looked fun  *freak* *freak*

after that we...  *freak*

dding...  *freak*

*xxx*

u don´t like commitment ??? ?
 *freak*

i dont like strange words that i dont understand  *freak*

 *hihi*

alright hnussi  *freak*

shred it pumpkin  *freak*

Where is the Hotel manager? ???

He's with the receptionist  *friends*

he´s not fool  *hihi*

though he look like one :P

hes still locked down in the closet after he refused to serve me a plate of grass  *freak*

when will he be out of the closet ??? ? *GIRL_CRAZY*

 *freak*

when shcultzy comes back with some mamacitas for meh  *freak*

when shultsy comes back he will have 13 little cryin spammers with him  :head_hurts_kr:  *freak*

new generation  *freak*

*freak*
13 mojito drinkers  *freak*

And weed smokers  *freak*

13 headaches for krum  *freak*

*hahaha*

I think he's already had more than his share...  *freak*

lorac, the waiter, comes into the lobby....

 *freak*

he's looking around and says ...

 I could really use a cup of coffee and a hottiee *HOHO*

"Srry no coffee available" says Giola, the waitress, but.....
 *freak*

We have wasabi soup.. *freak*

 *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*
 *freak*
"Would you like to order", she asked and then

OK.. he said.. but since u have no coffee u'll have to give me free hottiee

"we only have male hotties" said the waitress, because ....
 *freak*

..because that ain't exactly a hotel you see  *freak*
/me said "WHERE ARE THEY!!1!!??"  *freak* *freak* *freak*

this is a gay cruise and now...  *freak*

the Hotel Ship will be leaving the port and sail to ....

 *freak*

Kopator's little island where...

everyone weres only wool miniskirts and ...
 *freak*

is unconscious ?  *hahaha*

they keep flying in the wind...  *freak*

 *hahaha*


while they are drinking pink mojito  *freak*

But the man was'nt interested in any of them because...  *freak*

he has allergy for wool ....  *freak*

And also allergic to pink mojito.. *freak*

and the killer awoke before dawn and he put his boots on, he took a face from the ancient gallery of dreams , and he walked on down the hall, he came to a door and he looked inside *freak* *freak* *freak*

the gay cruise massage room and saw ...  *freak*

moony sitting in between *freak* *freak* *freak* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

 *hahaha*  *hahaha*  *hahaha*
2 bulgarian heavyweight hotties .....  *freak*

:head_hurts_kr:

the killer (kop) came in the room and asked if he cud join in too.. *freak* *freak*

the room, cause he were looking for the infamous fork-weapon smuggler, bin MoonLaden :P The bulgs answered;.....
 *freak*

you have come to the right place ... and took out their forks ... the killer try to run back but there was a whipmaster blocking the way...  *freak*

but the killer had his face *freak*

Which everyone thought was cute so they fell in love with him  *freak*

so..... while the creapy company, 2bulgs+binmoonladen, were hugging each other..... kop took a whale gun from his inner pocket and shoot the 2bulgs.....but he had forgotten their mom.... the scary Whipmaster ......
 *freak*

*hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

But then everyone noticed someone who had been jerking of by the window.....  *freak*

schultzy who was cleaning the windows with milk *freak*

*hahaha* *hahaha*

seeing that the nasty whipmaster got an intense headache and became unconsious..  *freak*

thought about a creepy possibilities *freak*

so everyone rushed to the unconcious whipmaster.... and moon took out his fork to give accupressure  *freak*

unconscious ? ? ?   :rant: :rant: :rant:

You wish  :evil4:

damn  *black_eye*

one eye sleeps while the other lurks *freak*

am no perv  :rant:

Want me find the quote in Corrupted wishing topic ?  *freak*


 I'd ask the waiter to bring me an orgasmic sundae,please ?  *pardon*

epic perv  *freak*

sorry but when i posted that i had just watched some spiritually appealing show on TV which had deviated my mind for a moment but now i'm back on track  *pardon*  *freak*

Sure huny you can have as many as you want  ;)

But I will skip the sundae but you will still be pleased.
 *freak*

And so, the demon farfarello, incarnated into some human flesh appeared into the hotel.
Hes waring leather straps, a leather Gstring and a guestapo cap.
He also hold a long dark whip in his left hand and a bottle of vodka in his right hand.

FARFARELLO Evoluted from DEMON to some PARTY-FETISHIST-WHIP-GUY

*hahaha*  *hahaha*  *hahaha*

Lady J the looked at Farfarfello(aka the Party Fetishist Whip guy) and said....
"finally you have arrived Fello, I have been waiting for you all night long...." Did you bring my .....
 *freak*

Yes i did brought you a tuna sandwich Lady J.
It is well known that tuna sandwiches are divine in hell.
But if you really want that sandwich you'll have to sell your soul to me.
And yes the devil will have a commission of this transaction.

and then came constantine, and asked for farfy *freak*

then came Kobe  *freak*

and wanted shaq
 *freak*

then shaq had to leave  *freak*

 :evil4:

*hahaha*  *hahaha*

and the butler stood in front of the scene *freak*

Smoking weed and wearing tight jean  *freak*

If you can. it's hard to do it when you're tied on a chair in a dark, cold place = aka hotel's basement. :D

well... he's still with the jeans on, no worries  *freak*

who got the weed then ???
 *freak*

pikachu got it  *freak*

 *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

and then paco is gonna charge him *freak*

he will use him in electric - weed - harvester  *freak*

and will harvest his weed *freak*

and bribe to judith for his safety  *freak*

or he'll face the whip

like for the millionth time *freak* *hahaha*

 *hihi*

btw i wanna spam question section so baaaaadddd *freak* its like no one there is even aware of our prescence, maybe a lil salute you to let them know  *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak*

 i got my weed in an Ant-Troll condom, so yall cant touch this *freak*

hope you are more successful than i was in IH  *hahaha* *hahaha*

 *freak*


 :evil4:

I forgot this story  *crazy*

i forgot WTF is that bird doin on your shoulder  *hahaha* :evil4:

it's whispering in his ear  *freak*

The Hotel has been moved to South Africa, World Cup visitors......

that bird is attracted to my cute face  *PINKGLASSES*

why isnt sitting on your face then ?  *freak*
the question was clear.... *freak*

i never posted here  *freak*

now the fun is out :P :P :P
 *freak*

Are you trying to revive spam topics u bad boy  *hihi*

That sounded.. so happy  *freak* *freak* *freak*

true  *hahaha*

 *freak*