Imperia Online International

I kinda like this game. What you do is make a wish and the next person will corrupt it and then they make a wish and the next person will corrupt the wish and so on... e.g. Me: i wish i had 1000bil gold on IO. You: wish granted but you kept on getting attacked by a 2million large army of elites in 5 minutes , i wish i ______


now for mine

i wish for 5 hookers XD

wish granted, but u're gay  :D

 *hmm*

with an erectile dysfunction syndrome  :D :D :D

 *sos*

i wish i could dance as well as hiske

but you have no legs.

noo, it has to be something real like :


but then I meet isolde and get owned at a dance-off ;)

I wish I could ride a bycicle  *sos*

Isolde met a small boy and the small boy stole away the bicycle  *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO*

i wish isolde would post a new picture of her :D

but on it she was wearing a burqa  *sos*

i wish people on forums would stop using words that you have to google



*away to google burqa*



edit - i get it now  :-[

Well if your wish was granted and every post in the forum had to be degrade to your vocabulary knowledge, then half of the jokes would become Floccinaucinihilipilification ;)

I wish for a complete understanding of women, what they are thinking, why they cry and how to make a woman truly happy *cool*

then become a woman to understand

why do u wanna do that and lose half of the fun for most of mens in life?

Dont want to be a woman par-say but just understand their thinking so i dont get in as much trouble with them *bear*

that`s what i meant, if u will achieve that understanding, u`ll lose half of the fun :)

gotcha in that case i will stay ignorant *bear*

i wish i had a chocolate bar  *WASSUP*

opens package and gets penutbutter fudge

i wish i had a girl freind

...with legs this time  *hahaha*

i wish i had a cup of blood  *freak*

but you are too poor to buy a cup.
ok,here's one easy. i wish i can dunk in basketball

but you are a midgit

i wish my psp had more games

but they are disney channel games

i wish my dog wasnt so horny

but it hooks up with a cat

i wish credits were free

because you are too poor to pay for them.
i wish i dont have to go to school

done, your teacher teaches you in his home

i wish i had the fattest cat in the world...........(Just as iris's signature video)

done but you kill yourself from the sadness after it dies from a heartattack

you forgot a wish

so i did....

i wish i had better memory

naah,to easy..i will let bolin to ruin this one

done, can someone tell me which animal had more memory so i can post it here.

wait 20 minutes

i think it was the elaphant...

Done, but you remember in detail every dumb thing you ever did, said, phone calls you made, and emails you sent while drinking and now realize why all the locals at your favorite pub call you 'shorty'. 


I wish it was tough to decide who to vote for because all the politicians were brilliant, honest people we could be proud of.   

Done, but they'd lie to you  *hihi*

I wish old threads would not be resurrected without good reason.

done, but who really cares *pardon*

     i wish that i had some pancakes *freak*

You get the pancakes, but they're badly burned.

I wish I had found a new apartment already.

....with village people  *hahaha*
i wish i could be a rockstar (i know its to easy...) *freak*

wish denied  *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*
i wish i could travel around the world ;)

You get to be president, and get assassinated in your inauguration speech.

I wish I had the courage to ask this girl I know for her phone number  :-[

you ask here and she cant afford a phone....  she then goes to your place and robs you,

i wish that weed was legalized and was allowed to be smoked in public places, buses, schools, cinemas etc..

done but they only grow out of youre ass *freak* and its vry painful to pull them out

i wish that my wish would be corrupted *pardon*

nuno skipped one...

Done, you begin your life as a serial killer only to discover that your a passivist and unable to take a human life,  so you settle for torturing ants with a magnifine glass.

I wish i liked marmite..

done but the only cheat u can get is negative points.

i wish i could be a vegetarian t-rex *hmm*

done but it comes with negative karma  *hahaha*  *rose* *rose*

i wish that i had 1000000 chocolate bars  *pardon*

You get them, inside a cargo crate which falls on your head and crushes you.


I wish I didn't have to write papers to get my degree  *Angry*

Gay with a degree ...

I wish you at least had a degree ... *freak* *hahaha*

*takes away the permanent maker...problem solved

i wish i could go back on vacation somewhere fun *SCRATCH*

that's a bug, not a cheat...even after you get them is almost cheating *pardon*

done, vacation to hell :D
i wish i could have a new computer (mine sucks)  *gamer*

thank you for ruining our game radooo  *cry*

you got a new one but it is broken (no guarantee)
I wish to see the Olympic Games *hihi*

You get to watch them when a group of bandits comes and ties you to a chair in front of the TV with no food or water until the games end.

I wish I didn't have to sleep...  *tired*

done but its in your dreams  :zzz:
i wish i had a car  *pardon*

but you are retard and cant drive it anyway   *freak*
i wish that we encounter people from mars  *freak*

we encounter people from mars but they rape you....

i wish this game would stop!

THE END

thanks for playing everyone now go away

and you get billion of DALLOR....but it turns out it means sh!t on some strange language  *freak*

you cannot corrupt my wish because the game is over... therefore you cannot use the game to corrupt my wish.  all new wishes must be started in a new post!  so suck on that MR.

and what is a Dallor anyway and why do you want a billion of them?  sounds pretty pointless to me.  who needs a billion anything?  why didnt you just wish for a billion DOLLARS and then buy as many dallors as you want!  *hahaha*

haha its ok im not as funny as i think i am *hahaha*
i obviously knew what you were saying....  if everyone was picked up on silly typing errors then nothign would ever get discussed in this forum.
but then again wasnt the very first wish for a billion dollars?
you cant stat the game (for the second time) with the same wish....

i wish that.................

i wish that you get visited by psycho the rapist



P.S. have a good time  *freak*

The psychotherapist comes and forces you to answer hundreds of questions about your mother.  His analysis determines that she loved your sister more, probably cheated on your father with your best friend's dad, and wished you were a girl.  Then you get the bill and you know you've been raped by this psycho. 


I wish I had my own theme song.   [:-}

*freak* its not psychotherapist its psych the rapist  *freak*
your theme song would be i feel so gay (if that song exist at all  :head_hurts_kr: )

i wish that im a shark so i can bite others  and go without punishment  *freak*

I think I covered both angles...  *pardon*

 [:-} Ok while listening to a medley of "I feel pretty", "It's Raining Men", and some Village People tunes, I realize I need a new theme song.   *sos* I spot KoSaC the shark out in the water biting into, you'll never guess, a psychotherapist.  Unfortunately, the man's got a pocket full of crazy prescription drugs which KoSaC unwittingly consumes at the same time.  Completely disoriented, he has some really deep thoughts and then beaches himself and dies. 


I wish dogs could talk. 

*freak* whats wrong with drugs  :head_hurts_kr: they are good as long as you get them from a doctor or in my case psycho dude  *freak*
they talk when you are high  *freak*
you wish that because you are lonely and need a friend  *freak*
i wish i have a slave   *freak* female one

 *hihi* *hihi*i have heard dogs talking during friday night partys*sos* *sos*

but you are a slave *hihi*

i want to win the lottery

and you do,and you are all happy i won i won i won...then bus hits you   *freak*
i wish i didnt sniff glue (joke,i never did   *tired* )

wish granted... now you are sniffing the glass instead...

I wish I had a new house for me and my girl...

you have a house... a very pretty doll house for uo and your girl to play with  *hihi*

i want 3000 IO credits

You get them, but the servers blow up and the game is down forever.

I wish I had more time to spam on the IO forum!   *sos*

wish granted you get more time to spam on the IO forums, only because you are sent to prison ---- lots of free spam time, but alot of "not so alone" time in the showers.... *hihi*

I wish i could ban everyone

granted but then you get banned

i want to ban rolfur and lord vagina *hihi*

wish granted ---- you ban rolfur and lord lady sexual reproduction organ, but  you ban them from talking to other people ----- they can only interact with you, forever!

you forgot to wish something so you get a free pen  *pardon*

i want an american visa

and you get american guy called visa  *freak*
i wish i dont have to read this silly book on old-croatian i cant even understand

you don't have to, when you were going to read someone pillaged you and you decided you had better things to do

i wish you all a good day

until a bird sh*ts in your mouth (PWNED)  *Angry*

I wish i had a wooden leg, a glass eye and a parrot that sh*ts on my shoulder (and an eyepatch) like a pirate.  (Lets see you mess that one up  *hihi*)

he didn't grant my wish :rant: and only corrupted me while my wish was for everybody
 

but anyways as i am very generous i'll grant you your wish but then you loose the other eye, so you are totally blind and you walk in front of a very large truck
here is your funeral flower *hihi*        *rose*

i wish stormlord a good day  *hahaha*

stormlord has a good day ---- however his night is bad, he is ambushed by 50 hippies wielding their dangerous insence sticks and he is pelted to death with pretty flowers

i wish i could stop playing this game

wish approved  *freak*  *hihi*
i wish i could be invisible so i can watch girls under the shower  *freak*

i wish i own that bathroom  *hahaha*

I wish I own everything that you own.

you got it , but you are plundered and they take it all along with your own stuff *freak*

i want to be inmortal

Granted, but the universe is destroyed and you're stuck in emptiness forever.

I wish I could cook in a great kitchen again :)

and you do but unfortunately airplane crushes on you   *freak*
i wish i dont have to write this homework

you dont have to write homework --- but you fail everything at school and end up having a job as a footstool for forum Mods  *freak*


i wish Paris Hilton actually had some talent that could explain her immense fame...

I wish I could have sex with a pretty girl on the beach and on the waterfall, that would be so romantic!!  *heart* *heart* *heart*

your wish comes true..but its not human being with what youre having sex if you got what i mean  *freak*
i wish i dont have to wake up at 7 am  *freak*

u are a gay  :hmmm: i hate em *evil*

I mean own your money, property and you are going to hand it all to me isn't it??  *rose* *rose* *rose*

i own nothing i have nothing but you can have it all  *crazy*

*hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

i wish people starting posting on this topic again *pardon*

granted, but you loose the interent, and can't play it

i want to go to a pink floyd concert  *ok*

and you order ticket but unfortunately you get delivered britney spears ticket and then aliens abduct you and stick metal chip in your brain that makes you go not just go to britney spears concert but to shave her head ,rape her and deliver her to your masters   *freak*
i wish my wish has any sense

at least i got to rape her  *freak* *freak* that's good  *freak*

granted, your wish makes sense to you, wish means you have down syndrome *freak*

well i wanted to add that they also made you to circumcise yourself and then kill all the jews on the planet ending with you  *freak* but that would be just way too racist  *freak*

*freak* you didn't, and i got the best wish corruption evah  *freak* thx!! *kissgirl*

I wish for a squeaky clean realm wrapped in a bow

i wish for a horse to fall in a river

I wish for a corrupted wish. *freak*

i wish sanrta clause was a chick, and it would be stuck in gemny with her head up and *** down  *freak*

http://www.starstyle.lv/img//314325139Hot%20Santa%20%204201.jpg ?  *freak*

oh yeah ! that would do perfectly the nasty idea  *freak*

 *rose*

though i found a pic that describes the exact situation, message me for more details  *freak*

it's how I imagined it  *freak*

interesting that you took the time to imagine that  *freak* wonder about details  *freak*

 *HOSPITAL*

 *TEASE*

i wish that absinth were legal in my country
or
at least that i had one bottle now...  *dance*

 *freak*

That wish is already corrupted  *freak*

I wish I had Einstien's Brains... *OldMAn*

i wish Paris had less faggets and trannies  *freak*

I wish I knew how I can stop topics like this from popping up in your "new posts since your last visit"-section after you made one post in it  *xxx*

I know you like them  *TEASE*

you kill less player in r9-IO and forum users will have chance to play the game again  :D
:P :P :P

 *freak*

*hahaha*

I wish I had tones of chocolate and ice cream  everyday without this to affect my figure and health *SIGH*

whatever u eat , how ever u look...u will be in my heart alwayz  *rose* *kissgirl*

Oh, how sweet  :-[
 *FRIEND*

I wish women dont get mad if I lift their skirts.  *PINKGLASSES*

 *bravo*  *hihi*

 :rant: :rant: :rant:

Boyz...  :head_hurts_kr:

boys will be boys....  *freak*

weird... they never complain when I do it...   [:-}

:D :D :D

 :head_hurts_kr:

If you do it in a public place like subway they will... beleive me  *freak*

OF course !!!

Thank you Germany  *rose* for discovering the 2 most important things in the world; beer  *bear* and miniskirt  *SPRUSE_UP*

a piccy from germany 1941;
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 *freak*

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Yup! Miniskirt surely makes things much easier... *freak*

 *freak*
That´s right,  *freak*  especially in a windy place like Iceland ;)  :D
 *freak*

*hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

So you like it the easy way.  *freak*

who wouldn´t ???  *pardon*
 *freak*

Well not always .. There is not much adventure in it  *freak*

ok not always....  *pardon* sometimes the challenge style is more fun  *gamer*  :hard:
 *freak*

Good.  *freak*

I wish I could be alone on an abandoned island with an unconcious hot girl  *freak*

:o  *hahaha* i´m sure that she dosen´t need to be unconcious   *pardon*
.... cause you are better looking in your profile piccy than i´m ;)
 *freak*

This is potentially the first step to Necrophilia, my friend  *freak*

 *hahaha*  *hahaha*  *hahaha*

but i´m amazed that you didn´t rant at him  *pardon*
 *freak*

Hey why would I rant ? :rant:

When have I ranted?  :rant:
 
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*hahaha*  *hahaha* 
yeah.... that´s true, you   *db* never *db*   rant  ;) 
:P
 *freak*

Right you never rant .. except always  *HOHO*

(http://www.kiwicompers.com/style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

I can rant but I luvz u all *UNDECIDED*

 :-[
i kinda like when you rant   *freak*

and btw... what´s up with this Kiwi Company ??? ?

I like when you gets headache  *freak*

Miii? ::)


 *rose*

Yes  *freak*

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nice memories  *pardon*

yup  *heart*

Looks like one of the weird expression from one of those little things from southpark  *crazy*

 *hahaha*

Nawww  *freak*

i whish my stepmom meets the evil woodland critters *freak*

Wish I cud turn into a girl whenever i want  *GIRL_IN_LOVE*

I wish i have opportunity to help moon with his wish  *freak*

*heart*  *heart*

??? but you are both girlies :P  *freak*

 *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*


I wish I could help you on that one.  *tired*

girly = someone who goes after girls  ::)

and then try to wear the same clothes  *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak* *freak*

A skirt and a shirt pliz   *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

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mini skirt day  *freak*

But when i turn into girl i do much more than wearing mini-skirts  *freak*

thats what your BOY-BRAIN thinks ull do  *freak*

what will GIRL-BRAIN think ? ???
 *freak*

 

If it exists  *pardon*

 :head_hurts_kr: oh.. silly me  *freak*

ohhh you'll need KJ for that one *freak*

 *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

I wish i was naruto then i could use the seduction technique along with the shadow replication technique and have fun  *PARTY*

i think the combo is called harem technique  *freak*