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Tell us what you´re having for dinner!!!

I`m making an oven roasted chicken, a nice salad and rice.  The chicken and salad will be good, after 20 years, I still can´t make rice worth a damn, tastes good, looks like grool that bridge trolls eat and could be used to seal a crack in a damn or cure a horrible case of diarrea *Angry* *xxx*

After reading that...i`ll just have some water *SCRATCH*

it really is medicinal cooking for the sick, except it tastes better!!!

Pics or it didn`t happen! I`m sticking with water tho...maybe some popcorn cause i`m way behind on watching stargate universe...i`m still trying to figure it out  :hmmm:

how do i upload them to the forum, ill take a picture right now...

never doubt the numpty

(http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h369/catarinazinha1/chicken.jpg)

(http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h369/catarinazinha1/rice.jpg)

the rice still looks decent  *ok*

yeah well, instead of a spoon i used the fork serve it, my daughter asked me if I was making sushi.....lol

i have now posted my dinner on IO, how pathetic is that!!!!  you´re mean koramae.....

 *pardon* You started it  0:)

i started, now what are you having for dinner?

that  *hihi* It`s kinda late here u know

if i knew i wouldn´t have asked.  perhaps another day or maybe someone else will actually participate in this stupid thread.....lol

I don`t cook unless i really REALLY have to *SPRUSE_UP*

 i love to cook but all i had was  some nacho's up at the bar and a lot of shots of tequila for dinner

I ate what my wife cooked today.  *hihi* Nothing... So that dinner looks tasty. I will leave now before i start licking LCD. :D

 *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

rice is popular 2night....making some rice with some chedder cheese and some seasoned venison burger to go with it

Fixed  *hihi*

 *freak*

LOOK what tiger sent me ,i knew he is man of science ,but this is wierd  *freak*

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Drug_danger_and_dependence.png)

wow thats pretty wierd  id think LSD would be higher on the overdose area as if u get busted selling LSD  each tab is 1 count of i think its attempted manslaughter or attempted murder

this is debatable.  nicotine should be higher than heroin just based on availability.  @crass, that´s in the states, here in portugal you can possess a consumable amount of any of the aforementioned drugs and guess what, nada, zilch, nothing anyone can do to you, it ain´t prosecuted, at the very worst you have to deal with a police officer annoying you for 5 minutes!

based on my life experience nicotine is the worst of all those drugs,

last night i had "peixe galo e arroz de tomate" for dinner.  thats cock fish with tomato rice.  good stuff but no one would let me take pictures, they said it was ridiculous, i told them no more ridiculous than putting it on the forum....

google  *freak*

http://www.katembe2.com/pgalo.htm

yeah ugly fish that cockfish, but so tasty.....

I wanted to see the food, not the ingerdients...that fish is scary *SCARE*

mashed potatoes with milk  *pardon*

gumbo soup tonight  *freak*
southern state style   *guns*
 *freak*

tonight shrimp and tuna pasta, with goat cheese.....quite nice i must say....

Well, with a name like that...

I had some homemade mosaka. Google it up and you might try it.

I wonder what the beavers are having for dinner.

exactly  *hahaha*
 *freak*

Thats is wrong nicotine alcohol and ketamine should all be higher. And caffine should be higher than ganja. Damn goverments when will they stop lying to us. *hihi*

when the sun expands and engulfs the earth *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

ketamine is an anesthetic, used at present date to sedate your family´s pet.  unless your michael jackson, it ain´t easy getting hooked.  i agree with the nicotine and alcohol though, but the tax money these two generate is massive, imagine if ganja was taxed, instead of raising taxes they could lower them....

singed sheep heads for me tonight   ;D
 *freak*

is this really a sheeps head slightly bruned?  describe this taste?  does it taste like salty chicken? 

macarons with hot cheese and ketchup  *pardon*

*hihi* not "slightly" ... it is more like set on fire.... then washed and cooked.  *freak*
for me the taste is more spicy and stronger than meat from leg of lamb.
and the eyes are the best part  *rose* ... but some prefer the tongue.  *pardon*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfvPpKf9T0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfvPpKf9T0)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YB7eMY9e58 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YB7eMY9e58)

 *freak*

dude you enjoy your eyes, here in portugal we eat pig/cow/goat nuts, brains of just about anything mammal, cow stomach, pig kidneys, pig tail, feet and ears, intestinal walls of pigs and cows, tongue and just about any animals ass....

there is a story that the moors stormed portuguese castles and couldnt get in, taunting the portuguese by throwing what they didnt eat in the castle, that´s allegedly what inspires people in this country to eat these lovely foods.

either way, those eyes have got to be juicy, don´t think i could eat eye, penis or vagina of any animal so you enjoy that eye, although if you put enough spice i imagine you won´t taste anything but the spice!!!!

Well, some things are gross. But a well boiled lamb head with some extra salt for the brain, eyes and tongue- mmm.... You can also eat the legs. But the other things you wrote about- I guess they do have some nutritive value, but I wouldn't eat these (unless I am in some kind of a crazy survivour situation... then again- if I should eat the guts of a sheep, it is dead and therefore I can eat all the meat instead and forget about these).

What I am having for dessert- half an apple, half a lemon. Might add some kiwi to the concoction.

believe it or not people do eat these things and regularly in portugal.  pig ears, nose and tail is quite frequently consumed in cozido á portuguesa, intestines is a northern portuguese delicacy, just the smell makes me vomit, unable to adequately describe it, mix toe jam, butt cheese, sweat and fart, perhaps you have 50% understanding how discusting intestines are!!!!!

didn´t eat dessert tonight, I am on a diet, cigarettes and coca-cola

If I read another line from you, I might not finish my dessert either. P.S: We have something like a "burning" (or charring, or scorching) here, perhaps it is the same in Portugal- you get a flamethrower and then... buaahahahhaha the pigs body. This way all the nasty stuff and smell falls off. And, with some extra boiling, some of the skin, legs, feet and even ears can become quite a decent dish. Ofcourse, it is something like a small tradition here, so people pay a lot of attention and efforts to prepare the pig well. Still, you won't find anyone here eating the other things you described.

nope portuguese dont burn this and drink it with beer, they boil it so it stinks....the pig ears, feet and tail have the exact texture you would expect from eating cartilage, really no point, you could be like my cat, just eat plastic, then throw up all over the place.....

PS - this topic is awesome, started with food, went to drugs, throwing up plastic.....all we´re missing is to talk about midgets, softcore porn, sexual prowess and explosive diarrea and it will be a truly complete thread in IO games forum

well we also eat rams testicles   *pardon* ... man i should visit Portugal   *hihi*  *freak*

i hope no one will be offended by this story... not my intention...  *pardon*

anyway... there is a true story related to those sheep heads :
my country, Iceland, was occupied by the British in ww2 but they didn't stay for long because they needed all of their army down in Europe... so US-army/navy was asked to come instead and protect the country. When first US-navy ship landed in Reykjavik harbor and the sailors went to land there was quite a number of african-american men. In these times in Iceland, colored people was not often seen. So ppl of course watched all of the soldiers and stared at the black soldiers  *hihi* anway... this must have been bit hard for those guys.
So they march from harbor to central/downtown Reykjavik, on their way the pass the office building for Eimskipafélagið(icelandic transport shipping company (founded 1913)) and notice a symbol on top of their office building, which happends to be logo for the company and a old symbol from the viking age but Hitler and co. managed to ruin...  :evil3: .  (http://www.mbl.is/myndir/gagnasafn/2004/08/31/GH5A14EP.jpg)
The soldiers stop at the building and do not know what to do...... They had been, rightly, told that Iceland were friendly and british had occupied for some month without any trouble... but the sign in their eyes is right there on top of that building.... and frighten but brave they decide to inspect the area. Over the street they see a crowded restaurant and march over there. Through the window they see people eating alot of black heads on with their hands! The soldiers became so frighten that they run for their life all the way from downtown to the harbor.  *hahaha*  *hahaha*

 *freak*

Ahaha... this will be one of my number 1 mood fixing threads :)

yes, a classic IO thread, now we have people eating black sheep heads and others thinking their human heads....only dumbass american sailors, like the ones that come to lisbon, have a few drinks and habitually cause a ruckus....

HI HITLER!

Hi... now that would be awkward. One of my colleagues has several pets. And one of them is a cat, which is mostly white, but has a small black spot around its nose. Guess the name *hihi*

Wonder what Numpty has to say.

FURAR

Beer. Who needs food anyway? *crazy*

Hehehehehe ;D


Dinner:
Traditional Lithuanian zeppelins or potatoes with cooked inserted meat :D

Chicken, mushrooms and whatever else can be found in a meal from students' canteen.

Oh, oh! Don't forget students' meal cooked potatoes  *hahaha*

i´m guessing the cat is called spot or dot.  speaking of cats, I was forced into having one, her name is Luna and she is evil.  i hate the f*!"$%g cat, never again I tell ya.  this is the perfect thread for my cat, one day I hope to come to the forum and tell everyone I ate the damn thing with some potatoes and carrots and a side salad of tomato and onions...

no eyes....ill even eat the hair and like it

 *hahaha*

THAT's why this emoticon is on first place always.

 *Angry*  *Angry* *Angry*

I luv kittens, sorry numpty  *rose*

mine is no longer a kitten, it is a feline version of ahmadinejad from iran or hugo chaves, both a menace to society, albeit my cats society is my apartment...

In America we eat the same things as those in bold, but we call it a "Hot Dog" instead...

that´s what you think goes in oscar meyer, i think it might be rat meat or even transgenic species meat, perhaps a mutated pig, duck or beaver....

Some of the kittens are like yours, but everyone else are adorable *db*

Dunno what's for dinner... but I'm sure for the morning- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYaHzg_oAJk&feature=related

All cats are adorable. Some just have bad luck and crazy masters  *hmm*

Star Blade is in the house!

P.S: Yeah, I misspelled... DON'T BAN ME!!!

He is still in the house... maybe in the hallway. Nvm, you must write something here. I heard you are a spammer, so... nobiles oblige.

stargay?  where?  dude, if people were banned for misspelling on this forum there would be NO ONE LEFT!!!!  aside from the fact that most people´s native language is not english, there are some seriously challenged people in the the spelling realm, including myself, and i think we have had some teachers around here.....

I first wrote Star Buck :D Anyway, he didn't spam. I fell completely neglected.

this is pretty good idea.... force ppl to participate in forum by misspelling their name  *bravo* ;)
 *freak*

COOL....

Partialised chicken with boiled vegetables plus some spaghetti with extra chicken from a Chinese res.

had turkey steaks with rice, this time my wife cooked, too much work....

McDonalds Mcdoubles with dollar fry

Cevapcici u somunu

Burek

Sogan dolma

Pick your favorite meal  *hihi*

I know only burek. Ain't gonna risk with the rest.

D. none of the above   T-bone Steak "medium"  Loaded baked potato  and corn on the cob slathered in butter

to many  *bear*

and my head hurts  :head_hurts_kr:
 *xxx*

FRIDAY EVENING!
Pizza!

good idea *YAHOO*

then i am either going to get cheese pizza, with camembert, brie, Cream cheese, Parmesan, Blue cheese and redcurrant marmalade  *freak*
or
i will get a chili pizza  *freak*

With chilli, hot pepper, peperoni, pepper seeds and baked pepper rings with extra pepper powder? Oh, did I forget the chopped chilly chucks?

Cheese pizza :P

i like it  *freak*

double bigmac no onios and real cheese and bacon *freak*

Wow! 22.12.12 IS COMING!!! A bigmac with real food in it! REPENT!!! REPENT!!! REPENT!!!

*SCRATCH* do you mean 12.12.12? btw the scientists said it was just spam *freak*

ackee and salt-fish  with dumplings, plus a lot of seasoning  *kissgirl*

lamb stew with sweet potatoes , butternut squash and roast potatoes and a hunk of bread.   *ok*

so that's what pillagers eat :hmmm:
i'll take note *WRITE*

Where's Numpty?

His cat cooked him  *hihi*

I´m here, always around, creeping, lurking until I become someone´s worst nightmare *xxx* *xxx* *xxx*

*hahaha* *bear*

that's the reason for the creeping eye? *freak*

Where is my -k???  *Angry*

That eye is for the "what`s for breakfast?"  :-X

indeed watching over the spammers, making sure I am not being outdone....

but we got your topic locked still *freak*

you just made me paranoid, thought they locked the other won, i was already revving up the spam and annoyance motor....

+karma for the adrenaline....

burger , fries and Bearnaise sauce
 *freak*

yeah back on topic, egg sandwich and cereal, we had a strike here in portugal and no one in my house decided to cook, friggin commies.....

numpty dumpty, he's alrready cracked might as well eat it *freak*

Minced meat, potatoes, eggs. All- thermally treated (I just don't think "cooked" is the right word).

you have been misinformed by mainstream media and other form a misinformation brought about by george bush, obama and all other politicans since Nero.  I didn´t crack, i used my 38 cm leg to prop myself up behind the wall, the original storyteller was on the wrong side of the wall!!!!!


microwaving eggs?  man learn to cook, it makes getting laid so much easier if you are any good at it.  imagine, you bring home a lovely lady and microwave an egg for her.  this is what goes on in her mind, "This dude makes me an egg and in a microwave?"  and then proceeds to eat it tell you its lovely and suddenly has to leave.  likely to doink the first dude that opens a can of tunafish or sardines in water, in oil tastes bad!!!!!

The storytelling beaver? I wonder if these creatures really can get high from eating a plank or twig.

atleast he knows what microwave is  *freak*

microwaves are a gas *freak*

chili food produce gas  *freak*

oil produces gas *freak*

who needs oil, i use the bus  *pardon*

buses run on gas not oil *pardon*

   yep *tired*

hydrogen dummy *freak*

the amount of spam being generated in this forum at the moment could power US auto-industry.


dude, beavers dont tell stories.  are you kidding me?  if beavers told stories most women would bore the hell out of us while fornicating intensely....and yes beavers are animals however every women also has a beaver!!!!!

what do you think spam is made of? ???

stake for dinner

so numpty has 1- 38 cm leg but his other 2 are 25mm each   and only the 38cm 1 can wear a shoe *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha*

*hihi*
i heard is arms are over 2 meters  *freak*

anyways jamaican patties today :P mild ofc *pardon*

send recipe... might be something for me  *pardon*

we just buy them *pardon* its just ground beef inside a bread crust *pardon*

This  *hihi*
(http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/funny-20keyboard.jpg)

I`m hungry  *SCRATCH*

are those marshmellows? *BEACH* *HUNTER*

Prolly. You can have them, i`ll take the chocolate :P

homemade fishcakes chips pea's with tartar sauce. mmmmmmm

smore's yummy~!!! *kissgirl*

Hawaii pizza: cheese, meat and pineapples

 :)

girlie pizza :P  *FLIRT*

 *freak*


ok i see... I have never seen this here..... I shall make it myself with Google  *freak*

*bravo*

nixuja :D  *hahaha*

 *evil*

ruskis :P
 *freak*

i need to remember how was it that my stepdad used to make this raosted pork with orange *freak* so juice and tender *freak* just like jimmy *freak*

Jimmy was just an egg, you insensitive b*****   *HYSTERIC*

oh i'd do the other chick too *freak*

banga chicks  *freak*

chicken f**er *hahaha* *hahaha* *freak*

i had thousand islands burger + beer *bear*

and

tomorrow i´m gonna have jimmy´s family for breakfast + some bacon and coffee  *freak*

Cupcakes... oh wait, that's for breakfast.

 *hihi*

You are learning fast  *freak*

so you're having timmy, johny, bobby and roby? *freak*

;)  ofcourse kjáni  *freak*

i ate for lunch pork and clams, stuffed beyond all usefulness, was gonna throw up until i saw krum on the forum, made my day:-)

takk takk :D

I have hunged lumpfish for dinner *YAHOO*
 *freak*

HOLY SHI*  *freak*

Island is on the 2nd place in the Europe gathering fish from Atlantic ocean. There is much fish there because of the better climate plankton grows up really fast, so fish migrates there for food. :)

This reminds of the bots in IH forum. They usually write something that has nothing in common with the topic :D

I also like hot bots there  *freak*

Oops, edited.

I love those bots :D

and icelandic fishing company have used their profit from iceland to buy up fishing company in EU ;)
 *freak*

When I`ll grow up I`ll be an economist  *freak* *freak*  *BEACH* *HOHO*

that´s silly, they only research the market,  *pardon*   Take 10 economist, and you will have 10 different answers about the market.  *hihi*

much better if you want to do business is to became lawyer  *rose*
;)

Lawyer is a little bit scary proffesion :)

I`ll be S.W.A.T (A.R.A.S) then  *hahaha* *freak*

lawyers,economists,and police -----OH MY :evil3: :evil4: .sounds like the end of the world *hahaha* *hahaha* *hahaha* as it relates to dinner  lawyers are like Kobe beef  way too exspensive, not really sure what ure getting, and damn sure not worth the money.  economists are frosted flakes  i think the second word spells it all out "flakes"  and last but certainly least lol cops...can u say roasted PIG i knew u could *hahaha* *hahaha* :evil3: :evil4:

 *hahaha* *hahaha* *freak*

I imagine crass, sitting cool, hidden in a shady street corner. Blent in with the shadows, you wouldn't even seen him, if there wasn't that little smoking thing in his hand. Shush! I hear steps. Slow steps. Cautious steps. What is the patrolling cop so wary about? BURN IN HELL YOU DIRTY SWINE!!! BHHCHSHHHUAGHHHAHAHAHAHHHHH!!! (sounds of the flamethrower unleashing the liquid hell upon this unlucky uniform guy mixed with crass' sinister laugh). Ah, that is why. So all the stories were true. This thought just crossed the cop's mind. A nick of time too late.

run private evans, RUN god damn it

I hope i am not too late...But Dinner tip #1 to improve your dinner's taste and maybe as a unintended side effect prevent Montezuma's Revenge "Try soaking or rinsing your rice prior to cooking to reduce starch" :hmmm: