Imperia Online International

i have decided to take this game from the old forum and put it on the new since it was such a fun topic

Okay in this game just add 3 words to build up a story and make them as a weird or imaginative as you like.
Uhm.... okay lets have some really simple rules
Rules
1. No one person may add 3 words twice in a row
2. uhm ... No explict content
3. UNDER NO CIRTUMSTANCES MAY YOU REPEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ill start..
Once there was

Oh and.. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much for fun... Oh well, there's always implicit content ;)

...a beautiful princess  *rose*

who ruled a

 *huggles Lilith* our game is back  *YAHOO*




   a kingdom by

h3ll ya, bout time someone made it xD  *YAHOO*


the sea of

 :( that reminded that there was a time I side I'm going to revive it.

    crystal blue waters

and coral reefs

is this near Atlantis? or Atlantica?


,sea creatures of

... that hurt me liera
i started the topic back
i should deserve the huggles but anyways

enourmous proportions with

no worries Pain it was only Aky that I had told about but never had the time
thanks for reviving *hugs*

different lively colors

swimming into the

deep blue yonder

. One day, she

stopped swimming and

look around her.

And saw a

baby and dirty

with blood smirks

and devil eyes

OI!!!!!! that doesnt make sense but oh well....

who swam near

to look closer

@ the-3-word-game debacle  *freak*

gone terribly wrong  :D

and out of

commision for 10

moons and realized

the indian were

contrary to all

that was obvious.

this not sense

must make sense.


@sangor: just try to continue the flow.

But he sensed

an imminent danger

lurking in the

chat source code.

Now he knows...

the truth behind

the iron curtain

is so horrible

and so corrupt

it stinks of

rotten cabbages and

of spoiled foods.

From this day

forth a new

farm was built

to feed the

s&^ts in province

and give the

belgarions of this

world a new

cyclotron and nuclearpower.

with this power

he can rule

the world and

defeat anybody in

cricket and football

using his mighty

long and thick

saber, which belongs

to her friend.

which she got

a lot of

strange ugly sores

on her face

,so she immediately

uses her special-Hiske-powers (yes; that's 1 word :D)

and puts on

her fancy armor

plated g-string and

 :o

armor that covers

(ok sigh)from head to

toe, and she's

ready for battle.

her first encounter

with her lover
ok, ok, ok *cool*
First is HE, now is SHE *xxx*

was the army

that she built

using only one

BIG JUICY PEACH

that she found

in her pants

while she was

touching herself gently

and yet intense

noise was heard

a slurping sloppy

cat chassing the

hoola-hoops in shock  :o

wondering w-t-h this

topic is going

, why self pleasuring

is boring krap  *hmm*

because it's going

nowhere. Then suddenly

the ancient warriors

with weapons and

enormous strength appear 

to drink coffe

and get ready

for a blast

when they received

Nebthe's alien


edit: this is not a 3 word

that was wearing

a pointy hat

And so, without

any further investigation

they strode forth

to perform strange

mesmerizing pink gyros

that scare every body.



(I have nothing todo but to keep posting, since my account was still banned)  *cry*

but also made

bob high because

he had been

hanging with his

psycho friend dan

who had just

commited suicide. Since

he lost his

mind during the

talks to moderators

about his dog

and his bunny

which both had

red ribbons on

and silly hats

made from dead

noobs from chat.

Right arm, so

left arm can

shake that thing

and gonna-gonna-shake-that-thing  :P

all night long.

Boys will-be boyz  *tired*

and they will

party all night  :D

and worse _ _ _ _

but the mods

are dictators and

some are nice  :)

while others not

friendly at all.  :P

Some are romantic *heart*

,some are arrogant

some cute pervert

some are cheaters,

but most are

but more like

some spamming persons  :D

who are lonely

and very horny....

During this time

KingJohn uses his

love poem to  *heart*

get laid finally  :D

but he forgot

to bring condoms  :D

and got HIV

and he's pregnant

and KingJohn died.

with kingjohn junior

One cold morning

darkness covered the

all the moderators

are sooooooooooooo nice!!!!  *freak*

Till something happened

In the pornindustry

where octavian is

and work hard

to gain all

but spammed all

fill all topics

until the night

but the spam

seems not to

go on it

"this doesnt make sense...

do none of you know how to make proper sentances?"

because its tricky

* skipping pain

will be and

chuck doesnt sleep  *pardon*

he round-house kicks

and became a

tatoo artist in

the town of

the pervert girls.

 :o the secrets out!

Polish200 went walking

someone repeats himself  *freak*

thats not allowed  *sos*

and why not?

to see his

little pervert girlfriend

In a handstand

So her skirt

was undressed by

a barbarian which

name is polish200  *cool*

 :D who is a pig

and a pervert

but also modest


* hi, hi, my own topic now  :D

with three stars

(congrats sweetie!  *rose*)

Under the blue

sky and stars


*i think this game is getting somewhat pervy....
but then again isnt that what io is all about XD

two kissing couples

are having great

time and they

do not hear

the insects coming

before they undress

They stand naked

meeting their death

as the sacrifice

for sick puppy

that is imaginary

in the kingdom

of rapheal + liera


 :D

who are not

a human kingdom

when eating mushrooms

causing wild hallucinations

on sexual fantasies

involving multiple partners  :D

aestethically challenging handstands,

changing them into

werewolves who eat

humans and insects

with catsup on

with french fries

whiletheywatch Kojak onthetelevision

although Kojak sucks

bigfatmonkeyballs intheparknexttoaicecream machinemakingballoons

damn cheaters :P should..

get banned forever

for ruining the

nice spamming thread ;)

 :P

spam on this

economy of farmers

 *hmm*
is forbidden unless

cats get high

 *YAHOO*

i miss liera -.-

is she out?

where is she?

yes and...cheater!! :P

you know where to find me  ;)


lost somewhere in

why? why? why? *crazy*

the jungle of

samson and delilah

ur never online :P

I am hiding...  :-X

from Mihai because

she's afraid of

the alien abductors

from Realm four

Mithrantir  pillagers emperror

enjoying his vacation

under the storm

while preparing for

is gonna be

completely overrated because

the teddys are

chickens and they

 :D

can dance too!  :P  *rose*

But when dancing...  :-X

they become really

naughty and then  :-X

when it's dark...

OMG  :-[

follow the rules  *Angry*

they will kill :-X

all the rebels

with their hands

and sharp swords

and also turnips  :D :D :D

. They blush when

they get drunk

 *bear*

and hit on

the ride with

a wild donkey

and serenade a

circus clown dressed

in fancy colored

pink short skirts

That cover little  :-X

area only and

he/she starts to

get nasty and

end this game!!!  (joking)


kick my nuts

good for you

I am back *bravo* *bravo*

to kill and

mess up IO  :D

like no other

exept for akyirra  :D :D

>_> this is so

annoying... being thought

liera! *big hug*   *rose*

and kisses lilith  :D :D

hugs and kisses *kissgirl* *kissgirl* *rose*

A huge monster

with burned provinces  :D

and slaughtered people

and many friends :D

who created enemies

for some reason

that can't be

real. I wonder

nebthe loves tomatoes :D

on his pizza

and stole tomatoes

from sweetskully because

he was hungry  :D

but before it...

started snowing, the

whole battle field

was a tomato-fight

and injured hiske :D :D :D

with kingjohn too

But in the

land of faraway

Liera meets cuteguy

is that rob???

it is me  :D

laughing out loud

 :( thought its rob

dont be sad :D

go to party

dance all night

it is raining

think about me :D

it'll be worse  X)

3 words game *hmm*

please look again

you are cheating :D

no im not  :D

there is evidence

its honest mistake *rose*

When the world

who's waiting for

does not exist

within my swollen

liera's new world  *rose*

is so romantic *kissgirl*

wish it was  :(

Liera kissed Nasio  *kissgirl*

in your hand

 *stop* *stop*

why always me?

you are adorable

liera loves nasio  *rose*

 *xxx* *xxx* *xxx* *xxx* *xxx*

never..never will  *Angry*

i am married *rose*

to beautiful girl  :D :D

great romantic life

Sex twice everyday  *kissgirl* *kissgirl* *kissgirl*

in first month

no much more  *tired*

in your dreams  :D

this is heading

to sexual fantasies  X)

sex beer rock

and roll too

Long time ago

now and forever

all will be

farmers like kingjohn :D

fighters pillage KingJohn

why always kingjohn?

because we all

just for fun

making fun with

price of fame

I Built granaries

please hire soldiers

This is nuts  ???

I eat peanuts  :P

with eating peanuts.

or drinking wine

Storing wines ingranaries

pillaging the granaries  :P

caused wine depletion

soldiers getting drunk

pillaging and killing

Searching for more

civilians to genocide

But finding none.

Soldiers were sad

and returned home

and got horny

causing baby boom  :D

then pillagers come  :D

jhon is horny  :D

start fuc...g them  :D

with annoying music

I am virgin  *rose*

practice with them :D

its going nowhere

then come here

to make some

Cakes and cookies  :P

and pure love

with little evil

midgets. O_o

They love

and hate you

for the things

that turns horny

in the pink

panty and bra

with black lace

But a person

with funky accent

snuck a peek

on the window

with colored glass

and kingjhon watching

Hiske in her

for one post

in a place

where they could :D

hire some troops

to build special

underwear and flag

for battle, which

uses the granary

to highest level

which KingJohn dies

but he resurrected

by the medicine  :D

without stealing resources

from hidden deposits

from his break

of deep silence

with many nightmares :D

about army catched  :D

isolade were lucky

laggy kamikadze crushed

due to faulty

translation of information

made by a

retard son of

Turkish star wars *bear*

who saves theworld  *bear*

from capitulation by

international forum spammers

who's always drunk  *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear* *bear*                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                   

lots of beer  :D

tequila flavored bear  *bear*

with choco flavoring  :o

that smell like

KOPSi, mjez and

Naylrod, of course  :D

all of us  :P

are good players

i miss spamming  :(

because spamming is

the coolest thing

from this forum *rose*

to the wilderness

and till space

in my butt  :D

leads to an

 *hmm* open door that

leads to new

unexplored world where

different races abounds

live happy till

cheaters kill stasy  *rose*

but he revived

and cheaters were

P:S/ Stasy you exceeded 3 words  :-X

caught red handed

and yellow skinned

with horny thoughts  :-X

and lot of beer

ppl are confusing  *pardon*

another cheater caught

while trying to

rob a bank

full of gold

stones, woods and irons

to build a

big huge granary.

its a redundancy

to the use

of words with

certain spammage on

3 word game

which happens to

topics in the

the spam forum? o.o

who is spamming?

nobody, everybody :P But

*can we get dirty again, i liked that part*

kingjohn and hobbits

doing their habit

like hugging and

whispering about the

strange warriors who

farm in GIO  :D

and hides in

big gray depots :)

(LOL  :P )

with missing golds

than negative honor  :D

not for long  X)

really? i doubt

that spamming is

thing of hobbits (rake)

and of the

members that wanna

attention because they

have very small

brains and fingers  *rose*

and you're deleted  :D :P

for pushing accounts  :D

but he's "innocent" :D

so he says  :D

to the forumloosers.

who mock him  :D

not for his

no cheating skills  :D

but for his

excellent hidden talent

to explain himself ;)

and to prove

that a granary

is better than

fighting battles or

producing those heavy

metals that infect

your nonexistant brains

which came from  :D

the same place

The hometown of

all Naylrod's fans

is very uglyyyy

. but thats only

the way you

imagine to tie
 *hmm*

the wedding knot

to some dispicable
 :D

crazy, arrogant and

stupid bastards who

never stop spamming  :D :D

.never the less (is that 3 words or a conjunction or somthing?  :D...oh well)

never but never

but never butt

...or...well...maybe....

if you like

i can give

a nice little

karma point to  :D

karma deprived person :D

like stud or

some other forum

-spammer with a

great determination to

lick the bottom

of their cookie-jar  :D

.(no pun intended) :D

So the story

ends for good

of all, and

nobody will ever

see me again  :P

because you are  :D

invisible since now :D

, but even invisible

you will dieeeee!!!!!!

and go to :D

where you always

feared to go

 :with your parents!!!!!!

but this time

you shall pay

before that. So

you will dieeeee!!!!!!

a gruesome death  :D

like no other

ever seen before

in forum´s history

or even in

your limited imagination

*hahaha* which is rapidly

delete as moultiaccount

which stasy says  *rose*

The King did.

cheat but claims

he is clear

 but can´t hear

the obvious truth

that its naylrod  :D

who never cheated

,which is commendable  *bear*

LIAR!!! shout another  :P

. after much consideration

he decides to

do army save

despite he knew

goldmine was deleted

He attacked stasy  *hihi*

whose head hurts *hihi*

until Monday when

the badge is

given to Isolde

 (she was happier

when insanely drunk

during Saturday night

live before she

does something stupid

by combining hard

boiled eggs with

a piece of

crispy fried bacon

and a big

 ,very big indeed,

keg of ale  *bear*

so she will

make me hungry....

Unfortunately her boyfriend

is hungry too :D

so she kills

that old bastard

and takes his

boiled eggs again :D :D :D

 :D to finish them

with huge gargle

and some small

evil IO players

who should be

sleeping at the

moment my army

makes a great

sandwich out of

those stolen eggs

with some mayonnaise  :D

and rotten heads

of black stallions

and black studs :D

and white studs

with black spots

on their left

 .Meanwhile, in the

stables, the mares  :D

urinates on polish200  :-X

,but they miss

he is vacantion

but they waited

within the darkness

and he appeared

with his army

and his moultiaccounts

and killed Stasy's

 .In that moment

nobody knew what

happen with kamikadzes

attacks. Tired for

this stupid game

   *pardon*

traveling to hell

He sees Hiske

laughing at him

 .Deep at bottom

of the spamming

topic in turkish

X)

For the glory

of a gold

in vast size

sword, to claims

his eternal immortality

to be pillaged

till it drops

tears of blood

and finally,the

fight is over

but the war

against the truly

feared R9 Avengers

who always know

he will loose

everything that he

don't mind losing

'cause he can

go to vacation

for some sleep

 ; dreams of death

will overcome him

and rule the

way he will

with a new

tight iron fist

and an empire

that stands solid

behind the curtains

of the shadowy

evil little farmers

with their horde

of angry peasants

and angry wimen

All Farmers AreEvil

and are members

of the EU

and the mighty

army of farmers

of independent Kosovo

will crush the

pagan minds of

the horny kropotokin

who's not here

but his army

also isn't here :D

LiuBang's Army crushed  :D :D :D

 ,he claims: DIE!!!!

But the traitor

of greenpeace alliance

has unveiled his

true story of

the fall of

the most beautiful

and most alluring

player, ever existed.

whichturns outtobe aCuteGirl

cheater John is

and killed Polish200  :P

then he suicides :D

but didn't die

because of that

he becamed alien  *rose*

and married krummie

and they lived

happily ever after.

till time turn

end of story? :) (pls *rose*)

But the new
:)

King shout: DIE!!!! :D

FOR THE HORDE!!!! :D

and then suicides!!!! *YAHOO*

He was acting,

like a true

bastard and insane guy

who never wanted

IO´s people alive :D

, but still they :D

insist in spamming!!!!

 :D
in an attempt

to get banned

but he died :D

and went to

(it seems a cycle history :D)

the farmer's Azkaban

he got a

very big depression :(

which he cured

with sex, drugs

, booze and r'n'r

and killing farmers :P

with pillage attacks

and ugly breath :D

 :D
from onions and

rotten pickled cucumbers

:Isolde's favourite vegetables!

The next day...

he went to

the lost world

.It was hot

and humid that

strange place, and

a brutal fighter

but just in

time to get

stoned all over

by a mix

of black horsemeat

and chicken wings :D

and figther´s eyes (yummy!!!)

mixed with bloody

nails of feet

cut off the

naylrod´s right leg :)

,the wooden one.

he went sleeping

in the bed

,a strange dream

like a nightmare

tormented him like

souls in hell

, burning and screaming

for salvation not

realizing that it

it's far from

over. The heat

begins to grow

and the walls

 ,bloody splashed, rise

from the boiling

of earth´s core

, imprisoning him with

policeman lawyer priest  :D

and hiske because

she isn't a

true blonde girl!!! :o

 :o “What a shock!!!”

 .Her lie begun

after she heard

that another girl

got lost somewhere

 .This girl has

a laser sword
 :D

and great imagination :D

of immeasurable things

, which are hidden

in her ****** :D

 :D

where only the

bravest shall venture  :D

carrying a big :D

 *rose*thick long broadsword   :D

and a bag

containing two nuts

. but a hole

in her skirt  *dance*

shows something dangerous

but also beautiful :D

 .He was hypnotized

by nature's immense

 of her *****

and her (o)(o)

. now the adventure

is only beginning

of the great

battle of the

giants. The battle

must put the

 *bear* drunkin jolly-ol dwarves
(say that 3 times fast  :D)

to an end

...and story ends? (pls  *rose*)

 X)
The story never :D

will continue anymore  :D

(Next story then  :D)

It was a

sunny, warm day

 , the blue sky

was slowly beginning
u're back :)

to turn purple

and dark clouds

over our hero

, start to gather

hell shapes like

diabolic faces and

deadwalk horses seems

like there will

be troubles soon.

In the distance

his old friend

started to shout

beware the aliens!!!! :D

 :D
But it was

late....E.T. was

pointing his finger :D :D

 :"you wil DIEEEE!!!!!

E.T. then climbed

at his bicycle

and flew over

to Soy Julian

who didn't know

about E.T:s monsterous

and lanter finger :P

which he uses

to put butter

on his bread

 *WRITE*

and lick it

until he...DIES!!!!!!

A gruesome death

like Freddy´s victims

, shredded to pieces  :evil3:

 .Meantime, E.T. calls

"E.T. Go home"

but his bicycle

said: "wrong number"

and activated a

neutron bomb detonator  *WASSUP*

, the clock's ticking

faster and faster :evil3:

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only seconds till

I rule all

and the world

fabulously beautiful surroundings

blow out. So

the new empire

rise, and naylrod

, self-pronounced emperor,

will DIEEEEE :evil3: by

the hand of

everyone in R2.

But only yebach

knows the RedViper

 .What nobody imagined

was that some

dwarfs were looking

for underground treasure

, the "nibelungos" treasure

, the ring of

E.T.´s grandpa: "MING"

who was first

King with Ring

, who used his

power to seduce

big breasted women  *cool*

 .So Ming was

eventually transformed into

a zombie to

feast on human

brains to give

him immortal powers

to rule the

the underworld. He

picked up a

sturdy two-handed sword

and a rocketlauncher

to shoot Isolde

, Hiske and the

most annoying little

accounter: italian "ciccio" *hihi*

he then thought

that soon ciccio :D

will be zombie

that will roam

every little account

so he took

his spamming keyboard

and hit the

red glowing button *freak*

 :"DIE, DIE, DIEEEEE!!!!!!

he screamed at

the monkey shouted

at the screen

His eyes were

covereed with wool

and his face

covered in poo.

take a bath!

brush ur teeth!

Spank your monkey!

put some perfume!!!

iron ur shirt!

and Kill yourself!!!

with blunt blade :evil4:

Meantime, E.T´s clock

is still ticking

five to twelve

in five minutes

E.T.´s army will

hop on bikes

to make kamikadze

buy yellow tutu's

                                                                          attacks on england

for the cause

of saving the

queen of drama

from great peril

 ,becouse the ring

is starting to

call its owner

to commit despicable

revenge. Ming hears

until he's deaf

the ring call,

he can't hear