The groundrules of this thread are the same as in the old forum...make fun of anyone you want, say whatever you like, but it must be ficitional and fun and you must comply with the forum rules...
Here´s the setting of the new forum....hahahaha
Numpty walks into the new IO pub and is overwhelmed by the most amazing bar ever seen, except he had to walk through so much security and forum-idiot scans that it took 15 mins just to get in!!!!
On the left a huge bar with 3 coffee machines for Nebthe, 10 stools for all the fools, 4 tables, a pool table and a dart board with BreadKrum engraved on the bullseye. In a corner is elpaulo folding and unfolding boxes. At one of the tables amaterasu, makatas and lord rogue talking jibberish, not really making any sense, at another repr and hiske talking about realm 11. Numpty notices next to the bathrooms a small dance floor with some gay stars on the ceiling flashing like a cheap 70´s porn-flick. Numpty notices the bathroom´s curiously don´t have the standard female and male signs, one says pretorians, reaccro, soldiers and unity
Numpty just ate a bean burrito and walks into the pretorians stall and sends a fax and hears nebthe in the next stall, "Too much coffee, gotta drink less coffee, plopplop, aaaahhhhhhh...""""
Numpty sits at the table, orders a whisky on the rocks, takes out the manual of IO and rewrites some of the rules...
"45 second transfer between provs of resources"
"Babysitting is allowed, only for 10 minutes every hour"
"A new resource is introduced, crack"
"New indestructible unit, medieval crackhead"
"Brothels to increase efficiency and troops attack rating"
"Automatic 24 hour in-game ban for complainers in the forum"
Numpty orders another whiskey, lights a cigarettes and thinks..."Now I just gotta wait for the spammers"...