Numpty sits and observes all these bar patrons and wonders, "Don´t they actually have anything better to do?" and suddenly thinks that nebthe guy needs some rehab, coffee and bathroom, gotta have rotting insides after a year of so much coffee...
Goes to the bar sees some freak on top of the bar, promptly puts out a cigarette on his shoe, burning a few leg hairs, orders a double, single malt whisky on the rocks..
walks away from the bar and sees makatas in the gay star-filled dance floor dancing with amaterasu and screams, "Hey makatas, why do you come into this bar and utter that little gay bulgarian dude´s name, he doesn´t come round these parts anymore", picks up Lord´s dead parrot and throws it as hard as he can at makatas, "Blam" bullseye, makatas "ouch", as the feathers fall all over madame hiske in her plush chair...
After so many whiskies, Numpty realizes he needs to use the bathroom. Walks over to the bathroom and notices some dude with no name who just walked into the pub and complained about length, "Accidentally" trips over a chair and spills whisky all over him. Damn need another whiskey, stops on the way grabs 4 darts and nails all four in the bullseye, letters K-R-U-M....
On the way to the bar, notices a pale-skinned british guy and realizes it´s belgayrion, hears some crap music and figures only the british dude could have put this on and thinks, "Such a fruity tune, this guy deserves a bailey´s or white russian"...Says to the bartender, "Give that guy over there cyndi lauper´s favorite drink, he´s gonna love it"
Orders another whiskey and sits at the table to reminisce about the good old days of IO with Repr...