IO´s International Pub

[numpty]

Numpty walks in liver freshly purged of yesterday´s alcohol ready for more.  Looks around and sees some old, yet new faces.  Sees Hiske and AA giggling in the corner, thinking impure thoughts, thinks, "And they say all men think about"..*cough**cough* and suddenly remembers why there was so much security in the pub, to keep out those hermaphroditic lions with swords

Looks at the bar and notices a firefighter drinking a milkshake looking all worn down, must have something like 12 kids

Next to the the milkshake drinking, nordic dude with an odd hispanic look, he sees the british dude sucking on the bottle of a jim beam bottle, gotta be belgarion without the y...watches as he walks over the pool table and racks maximus´ balls??  What´s going on here he thinks, went home for a nap and this place turned into ShortBus?

Goes to the bar man and asks for a coffee and the barman says, "No more coffee, Neb drank it all".  "Where´s Neb?" asks Numpty to the barman, "He´s been in the soldeirs stall, feeling Pain"...

Numpty says to the barman, "Give me martini, shaken not stirred"

[belgarion]

belgarion decides hes not really wanting to rack maximuss balls anymore and heads back to the bar greets Reaccão and tells the barman to fill his milkshake and send a bucks fizz over to numpty and then he decides to go find out what this birthday present is gonna be 

[maximus80]

maximus walks in and goes to bar says hi to belgarion and the milkshake drinking fireman?

makes statment that no one was racking my balls just the pool balls?

[maximus80]

maximus asks belgarion what he is doing bending over bar scribbling / drawing on a pieace of paper

[to live is to die for]

to live is to die for finally comes round after a pool ball hits him on the head, it appears to be some ones birthday and a party is starting to kick off,there seems to be a bit to much male bonding going on on the dance floor so to live is to die for heads back to the bar he seats himself next to a fire fighter drinking a milkshake there seems to be a strange smell of death around the firefighter and to live is to die for has a vision of a 900kg beaztie lurking in the shadows with snarling teeth and a killer look

[Alp_Arslan2]

hey where's the bartender in this joint? How about some apple martinis?
I had some last night. They are yummy 
 

Hey Hiske did we manage to pull-off the belly-dancer birthday surprise for Amaterasu?
Is that why he is no where to be found right now?   

  30-something Andreas wherever you are 

Here's a sneak post-view of Amaterasu's surprise b-day present 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53qYEaPXTvQ

[Jeshickah]

Hey Hiske! Nothing much, just getting my mind off stuff.

[Hiske]

Hiske is tired of all the belly-dancing so she walks over to her nice-comfy-pluchy chair near the fire-place and sees there's this really cute guy sitting in the other chair... "wow" she thinks "this day is getting really nice"... she walks over to the bar to order 2 beers (of course the guys at the bar steal her beers so she orders 2 more... of course the guy who had his b-day just showed up behind her so she hands him the beers... so she orders 2 more...)

Hiske walks over to her nice-comfy-pluchy chair near the fireplace and sits down... she hands the cute guy a beer...

[belgarion]

belgarion decides 3 straight days in a pub is long enough and decides its time to get on his bike and ride to a burger bar or sumat but as he looks around he sees some one has taken his helmet  then he sees numpty and Reaccão  are using it as a bowling ball to knock over the guys on the dance floor

[Reaccão]

While the two dudes on the dance floor are hugging eachother in dispair trying to avoid the helmets, Pain and other loose objects that are rolling towards them, Hiske gets a message for the 442:nd time in a row

"Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours."

[kropotkin]

kropotkin walks in..

"not another gay bar" 

but of course! humpME, can never get enough humping  thats also why the toilets are organized so well, he wants to feel at home. here, he can get butt-fucked anytime he wants.. good for you, humpee!!

kropotkin walk out.. goes to the nearest sports store and gets a baseball bat.. comes back to the bar and beats the shit out of all the fags that shame the earth in humpME's gay IO pub. losers. soon everything is in blood and broken glasses, chairs.. everything. thats a good day's work.

kropotkin walks out determined to never set foot again in this vermin infested shit-hole. 

humpeeeeeeeeee.. you stink, man!! wash your ass once in a while 

[Hiske]

Hiske is still enjoying her beer with the cute guy in the nice-pluchy-comfy chairs by the fire place when the door opens and kroppyboy walks in. Hiske screams to him: "hey kroppy, long time no see! what's up man! how's your vacation?" but kroppyboy seems blind for everyone in the pub... he walks out again and within a few minutes he comes back with a baseball bat... he starts smashing things, but luckily kroppyboy took some mushrooms before he went to the pub so he can't really aim right... so the only thing that gets hit is the massive chandelier that was hanging from the ceiling (but it was ugly anyway so Hiske doesn't mind...) the noise of that thing being broken is enormous, though, so kroppyboy looks really satisfied with himself when he walks out... Hiske wonders what he's thinking... oh well; no one got hurt so she turns to the cute guy again... hmmm... the beers are finished... she walks over to the bar and orders beers for everyone who sits at the bar and 2 beers for herself and the cute guy... she walks to her nice-pluchy-comfy chair by the fireplace and sits herself... she hands the cute guy a beer and says: "so... where were we..."

[to live is to die for]

to live is to die for enters and says"wow you should a seen it out there some mad bus driver just ploughed his bus into a wall and it took 3 firemen to remove a baseball bat outa his ass it should off only taken 1 fire man to do it but every time they got it so far out the bus driver would clench making it go back in" then he heads for the bar and orders a beer

[Reaccão]

Reaccão gets tired of bowling, looks around the bar. Not much happening, Hiske downing one beer after the other only stopping once in a while to flirt with some guy who might, or might not be Expertiza's personalized picture from the old forum.

Belgarion tries to put a bowling ball on his head, and goes on about some hagiss he wanted. Starblade and Myn still hugging eachother on the dance floor, although noone is bowling anymore. The groping gets intimate, so Reaccão looks away.

Kopsi walks in, a little weary after sleeping 18 hours, as usual he leaves 5 minutes later after spending his money.

Hell be back, in another 18 hours, thinks Reaccão, I'll catch him then.

Meanwhile some guy is asking everyone to watch a guy with a bat up is rear end...

[maximus80]

maximus walks into bar and looks round and and asks bartender for drink and asks whys it been so quite in here