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Author Topic: IO´s International Pub  (Read 29820 times)
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numpty
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« on: September 20, 2007, 22:54:12 PM »

The groundrules of this thread are the same as in the old forum...make fun of anyone you want, say whatever you like, but it must be ficitional and fun and you must comply with the forum rules...

Here´s the setting of the new forum....hahahaha

Numpty walks into the new IO pub and is overwhelmed by the most amazing bar ever seen, except he had to walk through so much security and forum-idiot scans that it took 15 mins just to get in!!!! 
On the left a huge bar with 3 coffee machines for Nebthe, 10 stools for all the fools, 4 tables, a pool table and a dart board with BreadKrum engraved on the bullseye.   In a corner is elpaulo folding and unfolding boxes.  At one of the tables amaterasu, makatas and lord rogue talking jibberish, not really making any sense, at another repr and hiske talking about realm 11.   Numpty notices next to the bathrooms a small dance floor with some gay stars on the ceiling flashing like a cheap 70´s porn-flick.  Numpty notices the bathroom´s curiously don´t have the standard female and male signs, one says pretorians, reaccro, soldiers and unity *Grin*  Numpty just ate a bean burrito and walks into the pretorians stall and sends a fax and hears nebthe in the next stall, "Too much coffee, gotta drink less coffee, plopplop, aaaahhhhhhh..."""" *freak* *freak* *freak*

Numpty sits at the table, orders a whisky on the rocks, takes out the manual of IO and rewrites some of the rules...

"45 second transfer between provs of resources"
"Babysitting is allowed, only for 10 minutes every hour"
"A new resource is introduced, crack"
"New indestructible unit, medieval crackhead"
"Brothels to increase efficiency and troops attack rating"
"Automatic 24 hour in-game ban for complainers in the forum"

Numpty orders another whiskey, lights a cigarettes and thinks..."Now I just gotta wait for the spammers"... *hihi* *bravo* *YAHOO*
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 22:59:07 PM »

This was first time when I read so long post *pardon*  *Grin*
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 23:04:03 PM »

*walks over to the bar* "numpty, sweety, I told you to be careful with that w-hiske-y... it's dangerous stuff, you know..." *orders herself a beer... walks over to the BreadKrum dart board and is LOL about it... walks back to the bar to order some more beer... walks over to the jibberish table to hand a beer to her Master and sweetskully... gives the Lord of dreams a hug... walks over to the fireplace to relax in one of the nice-pluchy-comfy-chairs* *Grin*
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Lord Rogue
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 23:07:16 PM »

*Lord Rogue nods curtly to Amaterasu and rises from the table, passing the pool table and heading for the Bar*

I'll have a Sctoch, num, and a glass of Port for the beautiful Lady of Hearts in the nice-plush-comfy-chair near the fire
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belgarion
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 23:09:02 PM »

Belgarion walks in heads straight for the bar orders strong ale then turns to view the room he sees lord rogue now sitting on his own however he still seems to be talking then he sees the parrot on his shoulder with its wing around his neck it appears as if the parrot is working lord rogues mouth but since the parrot is by now pissed only gibberish is being spoken (damn parrot is always pissed). to the left reaccro appears to be struggling with an old type writer mumbling somthing about dead lines and public interest stories.Bel turns back to the bar and orders another ale
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Lord Rogue
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 23:11:18 PM »

Ireland, may she rest in peace, never could speak

*Lord Rogue rolls his eyes theatrically*

What about that scotch, Num?
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 23:17:04 PM »

*glurp -pfffff.... glurp-pffffff* (that would mean I drank some coffee and smoked a cigarette, duuuhhh!)

Any news about Reac's news??  *freak*
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I need a new signature, no one knows who that spanish dude is....  *Undecided*
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 23:19:48 PM »

*neb hears Maky calling Krop so he takes his anti bomb-fire-rocks-tornado helmet on and stashes some cups of coffees*

Boy! A package of cigarettes!! Damn, make that 50, I heard Krop is coming  *Lips Sealed*
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I need a new signature, no one knows who that spanish dude is....  *Undecided*
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 23:28:23 PM »

*seeing how imminent doom may strike at any point, Lord Rogue shrugs. He's used to ashes and broken dreams anyways. He crossess over to the jukebox and picks a song to play while the end of the world (or the pub at least) strikes*

This is for all you lovers out there
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to live is to die for
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 23:39:01 PM »

to live is to die for walks in sets aside his repent repent the end  is nigh sandwich board  and plonks himself down at the bar "double jack" he orders and wonders how many days it would take to drink the place dry and wether there are enough days left "sigh"
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k_mihai
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 23:40:42 PM »

*hearing some rumors around the street, Mihai enters the new brown pub, salutes everybody, and wonders himself, "what would that w-hiske-y be? maybe cigarettes"

walks on the bar and asks some beer
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to live is to die for
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 23:44:59 PM »

to live is to die for curses k_mihai  under his breath for walking on the bar and spilling his drink and orders another
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2007, 00:04:20 AM »

oh how I missed my nice-pluchy-comfy chair by the fireplace... thanks num for getting my home back! *walks over to the bar to get another beer* oh... thanks for the port, Lord, but I'll stick to beer for a while if you don't mind *wink*

*walks over to Mihai to hand him a cig* hey schatje! w-hiske-y is a very special brand of... uhm... something good to drink *wink*

*walks over to sweetneb* don't worry about kroppy, he's the greatest gay anyway... no need to fear him *wink*

*walks over to her nice-pluchy-comfy chair by the fireplace and sits down... looking around... drinking her beer... this is great!!!*
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to live is to die for
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2007, 00:09:37 AM »

to live is to die for has a mixed look of shock and pleasure  :oas some blonde just came over and sat on his lap in the plush comfy chair but she jumps up and orders him to vacate her chair so he goes back to the bar  *Embarrassed*
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k_mihai
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 00:14:00 AM »

* me wonders, what kind of booze that might be?

leaves the beer untouched and goes again to the bar, "a w-hiske-y pls"
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